So today, contact every Jewish person of your acquaintance, and thank them for trying to kill Jesus back when this Christianity thing could have been nipped in the bud. Explain to them that the failure of their ancestors' efforts was wholly the fault of the Roman centurions entrusted with the job, and that if they had a chance to do it, again, we're certain that they'd do it right today. And remember to assure them that they bear no responsibility for the bloody, horrifying, two-thousand-year heritage of Christian-directed murder, rampage, imperialism, torture, and intellectual and moral bankruptcy that has stunted the growth of civilization.
- revpk (Brian Siano), on Good Friday