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  1. Trilby
    04-08-2009 08:27 AM
    Trilby
    zen- do you have Brer RAbbit in Oz?

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  • About ZenGum
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    Born in Australia, studied, travelled, worked, not entirely in that order. Starting to grow up. Maybe.
    Location
    Badelaide, Baustralia
    Interests
    hiking, camping, outdoor sports, touch rugby; music, literature, philosophy, history, politics; physics, astronomy, anything that makes a really big explosion
    Occupation
    Intellectual prostitute
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    Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008.
    Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

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  • Last Activity: 08-05-2013 02:57 AM
  • Join Date: 10-03-2007
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Cream used to come in pitchers. These days it comes in little plastic trapezoids. If you get any of it into your coffee instead of onto your shirt, what it tastes like is water, hydrogenated palm kernel oil, sodium caseinate, sugar, di-potassium phosphate, propylene glycol monostearate, polysorbate 60, stearolyle-lactilate, salt, artificial flavor and color. That's what it tastes like because that's what it is. The advantage over cream is that it costs less and doesn't spoil as fast. Note that this is an advantage to the coffee shop, not to the coffee drinker. A further advantage is that waitresses, whose lives used to be boring, are now steadily amused as one customer after another squirts himself in the chest and utters hilarious and innovative oaths.
- Charles Kuralt, _Dateline America_

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