"Why was the Ferranti flag taken down? Jim Adamoli says that it was drooping too much. A new flag is being made out of silk so that it will better catch the wind."
- bulletin to employees
"Oh, yeah, the irony was too f*cking much!!! It was made of broader, 'better-quality' cloth, but it wouldn't fly. Remind you of anything?"
- Name Witheld For Obvious Reasons