"Umm, I think that we are all beginning to lose sight of the real issue here, which is what are we going to call ourselves. And I think, it comes down to a choice, between 'The League Against Salivating Monsters' or my own personal preference which is 'The Committee for the Liberation and Integration of Terrifying Organisms and their Rehabilitation Into Society.' One fallback with that, the abbreviation is CLITORIS."
- Arnold Rimmer, "Polymorph" (Red Dwarf)