The Cellar - Weird News

The PDX Lloyd Center (shopping center) made the TV news last night.

The Center announced it would maintain it's 50 yr old policy
of NOT putting up X-mas decorations until after Thanksgiving !

footfootfoot

11-08-2011 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 771040)

Can we seriously elect Clodfobble's brain for president, or what?

Clodfobble's brain can't be president because it's a pron star.

glatt

11-08-2011 08:54 AM

The owner of the stain should be pleased. It was transformed from a physical piece of art to performance art.

HungLikeJesus

11-08-2011 08:56 AM

I have a stain on my shirt. Imagine what that must be worth.

Scriveyn

11-08-2011 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 771078)

Oh, Flint... everyone knows a woman can't be President. We'd be bombing some new country every time we came around to "that time of the month."

You have a secret stash of new, yet unbombed countries? Want!

HungLikeJesus

11-08-2011 01:31 PM

Tough Love: Toronto Zoo to Separate ‘Gay’ Penguin Couple

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It’s a romance suited for the pages of a children’s book. (Oh wait, that sounds familiar.)
Buddy and Pedro are two male African penguins at the Toronto Zoo who seem to have a connection — a very special, loving connection — that has zookeepers wondering if their relationship is more than just a bromance.
(PHOTOS: Same-Sex Overtures Across Species)
According to the Toronto Star, zookeepers have noticed that although Buddy, 20, and Pedro, 10, swim and play with the other penguins in their enclosure by day, they pair off and nest together at night as well as exhibit other telltale mating behaviors, such as touching, making braying sounds and defending their territory.
Does this mean that Buddy and Pedro are gay? Not exactly, as the term doesn’t normally apply to animals. But according to research from the University of California, Berkeley, birds — and other animals, for that matter — are known to form same-sex relationships.
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GunMaster357

11-09-2011 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Scriveyn (Post 771118)

You have a secret stash of new, yet unbombed countries? Want!

Saudi Arabia ?
Israel ?
Caiman Islands ?
Canada ?

Trilby

11-09-2011 05:23 AM

WHY must the zoo separate the gay penguin couple?

Look, asshats, life is hard enough as it is and IF two people (or three) find love it should be honored and respected and left to play out. Separating these two is wrong for the zoo, wrong for Toronto and wrong for Canada!

LET GAY ZOO ANIMALS ALONE!!!

BigV	11-09-2011 09:15 AM

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In accordance with the species’ survival plan, the zoo staff will separate Buddy and Pedro so they can fulfill their biological destiny: to create more African penguins.

Read more: http://newsfeed.time.com/2011/11/08/...#ixzz1dDnH6vAE

Why? Keepin their pimp wing strong, baby.

footfootfoot

11-09-2011 09:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 771281)

I think it's time for a rousing rendition of... (follow the bouncing ball)

GunMaster357

11-10-2011 09:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 771281)

Did that damned Westboro Baptist Church picket the fucking zoo ?

infinite monkey

11-11-2011 11:17 AM

Ogopogo, Canada's version of the Loch Ness Monster, was caught on film!

Admit it, you doubted its existence before this, didn't you?

I never did. Because I'd never heard of it. I know Scotland, and you, Canada, are no Scotland. (I kid Canada. I love Canada. I've never been to Canada but, except for the cold, I would love Canada.)

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/technolo...aught-on-tape/

footfootfoot

11-11-2011 12:18 PM

I remember that time you saw a billboard that read: Drink Canada Dry! and you tried to. I remember that. Good times, good times.

ZenGum

11-11-2011 04:38 PM

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You have to admit, it is a nice ass.

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