Is that baby Einstein?

Looks like Rowan Atkinson to me

'tis just a wee baby Bean!

Beanie baby gone bad?

*cake*

"honk if you just lost the game" lol...one of the few funny "the game" jokes I've seen

:thumbsup:

Reminds me of an old one-liner.

...

I am dubious of the intentions of that suit.

You have GOT to be kidding me?!

Rly???

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I've met with people like that too but they the decency to keep it hidden under trousers or long skirts

It is tough to pull the spandex over yer urine sack.

It could be worse. That could be you/me.

or a colostomy bag....

You mean like this?

You know, I think that's the same brand that I use. Of course, she's a lot more bold than I.

TFSM for that. Some things just shouldn't be shared. I'm not being colostomist -I don't want to see anyone's poop.

Honey, that's why we wear the bags...so you don't have to see it.

I couldn't really tell from the picture if hers was a Hollister or a ConvaTec. I really ended up preferring the Hollisters, since they had the floating flange to the wafer that you didn't have to apply pressure to the abdomen to use. If you haven't tried them, you should. The clipless tail rocks. And their adhesive was a lot better than the others.

I have spent a lot of time wondering why they make clear bags ... momwolf was horrified by them, only wanted to use the opaque kind, which, incidentally, were made out of a "rustle free" material. Saddest thing ever was going through the catalog seeing the little baby-sized bags. There would usually be a baby-ostomy story in the newsletter, too.

Good luck not dreaming about this tonight...

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:eek: BASTARD!

Is that a bunch of little ones on the big one's back?

We want to help you with your problem but first you have to cop to the spiders on your back.

Spiders from Mars.

That'd be a big 10-4 there good buddy.

The *Original* Octo-Mom.

It looks like a fancy hairdo.

reminds me of this story I heard about a spider with a beehive hairdo, and when she went to get it cut there were HUMANS living in it!

Oh!! Ooooh, dripping!! You can't buy that anymore. [translator] it's beef fat, rendered from roast meat. [/translator]
Fantastic for roasting potatoes or, heaven help me, spreading on warm toast. [nostalgic sigh].

It's a cell phone pic my friend in Eaton just posted on Facebook. Must still be available somewhere.

You have lard?

Perhaps lard is the rendered stuff, and yes, we have lard. What's special about dripping is the brown meaty jelly that comes with it. In fact the best dripping is almost all jelly with a thin layer of lard on top.

I'll take your word for it that there is such a thing as 'best' dripping!

lard is pork fat that is completely plain.
The drippings have a lot of collagen (the jelly) and other complex flavors from my favorite reaction:
The Maiilard reaction

Mmmmmm. Dripping is yummy and now I know why! Thanks, 3foot!

I'd never heard of that before FFFoot, thanks.

Yummy? Are you sure? It can't taste anything like it smells then!

also like beef agar

I can't afford to go bankrupt, but the free anal has me intrigued

Ben. Dover, Ben Dover.

It is a law office, after all.

A Google shopping for beef dripping turned up "Amko Beef Dripping Delivered Worldwide" and Gravy Train.

I regularly have to dispose of large quantities of lamb drippings. But it clogs pipes, so instead I pour it into a coffee can with a plastic lid, and then stick it in the fridge so it solidifies. I keep adding on top as the weeks go by until the can is full, and then I throw the whole thing away.

For no more than the cost of shipping, these cans of delicious gooey lamb drippings can belong to any dwellar who wants them!

um. EWE! :eek:

um, lol!

What the...?!?!

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Question for the ages: Why doesn't the "Reply to Thread" YouTube formatting thingie EVER work? :mad2:

here ya go

*snort*

Is it magic because it collects poop, or is the poop itself magic? Does it only collect magic poop? What about normal everyday poop, the everypoop? ;)

When I was growing up, my mother did this with bacon grease, but she used it any time she fried anything. I didn't know about frying with butter until I lived away from home. Frying in bacon grease made everything yummy - eggs, home fries, rice ... everything!

It's semantics.;)

Define 'semantics.' Hell, define 'poop.'


:)

I think by "semantics" he means "geometry."

The "p"s in "poop" "go around" the "o"s.

That's what the acorn said when it grew up: "gee, I'm a tree"

But, sayeth the party of the 16th egg of the 'o' of which you speak were to float in midair, one might imagine that the poop were actually the constant of the 2nd day of the rhetorical mountain in the equation.

Therefore, and forsooth, the p cannot, will not, be in orbit if the day of the lepus has nine times to continually tranverse the protocol of the fear.

In conclusion, the hunter shoots the squirrel in the face, and no one is going around him anytime soon.

So, Glinda.

QUOTE my message, then in the edit box that follows, look at how I (and classic I now see) have taken your post and edited it.

The proper, indeed, only way to use the YouTube formatting thingy is to take what is to the left of the last slash, in this case "- I r l h L F 1 c 3 k" with no spaces that is and put that between the youtube tags. You can see in the quote/edit box how it works. you can see in the saved post how it looks.

"Makes your walking experience fun." You maybe, but certainly not your dog's. My German shepherd would probably kill me if I tried to put that on him...and rightfully so.