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Really, he only said he doesn't shoot children that "can't shoot back." The ones with bebe guns, he makes no promises.
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whew. That there is somethin' special.
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He really is a child killer or at least wants to be one.
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"When I need you
I just close my eyes and I shoot you..." |
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There was the one fax machine on our floor at the office in the ante room of the dept. boss. - My phone rang - I lifted the receiver - the secretary, known for her no-nonsense approach, bellowed "FAX!" and slammed down the receiver at her end. :D |
Boss: "I'm not feeling very well, I'm going to leave a little early today."
Me: "Hope you get to feeling better." That was about 11am. Around 1pm someone overheard him talking to his wife on the phone... Boss: "I'm leaving early today, why don't I pick you up and we'll go out and eat." He quietly walked out the back door at about 1:45pm |
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Oh, I loved that song when it came out. It's really not bad, just sappier than perhaps I like now.
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young undergrad in the bathroom at WSU, talking to her pal: "Remember that song....Danke Schoen? How'd that go....(sings) Danke Schoen, Darlin'....Danke Schoen...oooo, I'm killing it! If Wayne Newman could hear me, he'd be sick!"
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