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"If wet markets are where moist fresh meat is offered for sale, your mom should be banned" |
Hmmm, I'm initially torn on that one:
It's a nice play on the suspected origin of our troubles. OTOH, in tough times, some may turn to the world's oldest profession to make ends meet... especially desperate single parents. I suppose that if they can afford to go online and peruse the Cellar, they're not hurting too much. Go with it. |
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The Cellar: We ordered a sewing machine, not a typewriter!
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The Cellar: Stand in the place where you live and don't come around here no more
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The Cellar: Has a skunk weed agenda.
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The Cellar: We said Masking Tape, not Mask 'n' Type!
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The Cellar: Does this mask make my ears look big?
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The Cellar: Did someone just tell the Monkey the typewriter was non-essential?
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The Cellar: Uh-oh, we're out of correction ribbon
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The Cellar: We have anecdotal evidence that bacon consumption inhibits coronavirus disease
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The Cellar: Please keep at least two thirds of a whale penis away
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so, just the tip is ok?
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