Do not put the shit of my dog where?

From the manual that came with one of my cameras.
The camera is available, made in three different types of wood: Ebony, Cherry and Rosewood.

That's me! My varnishmen makes so elegance body too! Not sure about being easy though.

Hmmmm...where are my admiration articles, I'm not sure what grain they're in. Probably rip-off knock-off pieces, not even harder as furniture Irons. Hmmph

:lol: shawnee! I have, too, lost my admiration articles. Dammit!

Maybe they got some at Mendellsohns?

At the yard sale yesterday, I noticed a stuffed animal made in China had the following instruction: "Do not breach". Mmmmmkay, one for the fetishists, maybe?

I've just finished marking a bucket of essays. That thing of foot3's gave me flashbacks. This is exactly what it looks like when you think it in Chinese and then write it in English. After the 15th mangled explanation of global warming, it looses its humour.

apparently, the chinese have discovered motivational posters........
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture...al/buttsex.png

TMI

The reason I first had buttsex.
Neither me nor my bf had any idea of the kudos given to those who had their "brown wings". And yeah, I liked it.

/TMI

Yet another reason why SG is the perfect woman.

awesome! We've got the greenlight to fuck the empress!