From the test Jimbo linked to:
I guess that makes me a slightly better person than he is, as measured by an anonymous group of British people, working for the BBC, who arbitrarily decide what constitutes good social reasoning and ethics. Woohoo! :D

actually, alan, i'm a little bit dissapointed in you. I almost posted that i expected nothing less than a 45 out of 44 from you. well, at least you have better teeth than they do!

19/20 I got the 17th one wrong, ( the guy with the goatie beard ). Its all in the eyes.
Karl Kraus (1781 - 1832)

Well, I intentionally threw some of the answers, as I habitually do... it's socially awkward when people realize that compared to me, they are a mental midget MBA. Speaking of me, who else has noticed what a handsome devil I am? Yow!

http://www.alanbellows.com/resume/images/photo.jpg

Finally!

hey alan, remember that employee of the month picture you did for me?

Yes, Jim. Yes I do.

Edit: By the way, I have previously posted a photo of myself.

holy shit. you look like kramer!? i cant wait to get home tonight.

*rubs hands together while grinning like a mental patient*

I got 35 out of 44. I can't believe I scored lower than Jim.

I need a vacation.

Yawn.

Heheheh. This could get ugly. Excellent.

see how you people are? JUST because I'm in the automotive industry, you ASSume that you must, therefore be more moral than I. I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I am NOt your typical car guy. I've dedicated my life to increasing the average morality level of my chosen field. I'm like popeye. " I says what I means, and I means what i says."


:)

Plus, that test was pretty easy to cheat on.

Alan's sister:

Wow, Alan, your sister is pretty...but I still don't see the resemblance.

:D

I'd hit it.

That is the sexiest thing I have ever seen in my life. Except for the 'sister' part.