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Mad Professor 03-12-2009 04:21 PM

I say bless you

btw there's an ad running on some of our ATMs here by the NHS which shows a guy make a huge sneeze in full slo-mo technicolor. It really offends me. Jesus, all I want to do is get some money out, not be blasted in the face by some guy's phlegm.

Pico and ME 03-12-2009 04:22 PM

Your ATM'S show ads? Oh god, thats gonna spread quick. I was in a restaurants bathroom that had adds on the inside of the stalls. Talk about a captured audience.

Tulip 03-13-2009 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 544066)
, and the "bless you" is because people used to believe that you lose consciousness when you sneeze, which gives the devil an opportunity to sneak in and possess your soul.

I heard something to the sort also. I usually say "bless you" to a sneeze to be polite. :)

slang 03-15-2009 09:34 AM

Interesting topic.

Most of the time when someone "blesses" me after sneezing I completely ignore their blessing or just nod to them.

The entire notion seems pretty silly and I politely try not to encourage it.

There are some interesting alternatives listed previously that may fall into my person use, "bloody hell" may be my new response to being blessed.

That ol' "cockblessyou" is a good one too. :)

skysidhe 03-15-2009 10:31 AM

Gesundheit

bless you sounds better in german

Clodfobble 03-15-2009 02:18 PM

I find that in practice, I only say "bless you" if the person does not say "excuse me" first.

Pico and ME 03-15-2009 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slang (Post 545414)
Interesting topic.

That ol' "cockblessyou" is a good one too. :)

Lol. My husband likes to say shit as he sneezes. Im gonna start saying this when he does.

Beestie 03-15-2009 02:58 PM

If I'm in the office and its been quiet for a bit and someone sneezes, I yell out: Knock it off!

classicman 03-15-2009 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 545476)
Lol. My husband likes to say shit as he sneezes. Im gonna start saying this when he does.

like - ahhhshiiiiittt! instead of ahhhchooo?

Pico and ME 03-15-2009 03:39 PM

Yup. He tries not to do it in polite company, but since he does it so much at home, he sometimes forgets where he is. If I say cockblessyou in public when he does it, I think it will get the point across to him.

classicman 03-15-2009 05:16 PM

I'd love to see the look on his face when that happens :eek:

wolf 03-15-2009 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 545417)
Gesundheit

bless you sounds better in german

Actually, you're just wishing folks good health in German.

Segnen Sie Sie would be bless you, I think.

Either way, you're really saying "I hope that you don't die of plague, and especially hope that you don't give it to me."

xoxoxoBruce 03-15-2009 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slang (Post 545414)
Interesting topic.

Most of the time when someone "blesses" me after sneezing I completely ignore their blessing or just nod to them.

The entire notion seems pretty silly and I politely try not to encourage it.

There are some interesting alternatives listed previously that may fall into my person use, "bloody hell" may be my new response to being blessed.

That ol' "cockblessyou" is a good one too. :)

Just say, "stifle it".

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pico and ME (Post 545476)
Lol. My husband likes to say shit as he sneezes. Im gonna start saying this when he does.

My dad frequently made his sneezes sound like, "horseshit".

Dude111 06-01-2018 03:14 PM

I usually say BLESS YOU :)

Happy Monkey 06-01-2018 04:17 PM



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