Questionable Headlines
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There may be a thread like this, I was too lazy to look.
Anywho, I got a bunch of these in email, and thought I'd share. These make you wonder. part 1 |
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Is missing a brain a required criteria to work for a paper?
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I don't know how many are real or not...don't care 'cause they're funny, but the best one I ever saw IRL was in the early 90s when I was working at the bar. The owner cut out a headline from our tiny local paper: Bush After a Quick Peace.
It hung there for years. I bet someone still has it. |
TASTELESS JOKE ALERT...
Once saw an ad for: "Paraplegics' Dance Friday Night..." |
*snickers*
I have a book that's a compilation of Jay Leno Headline News (back when he was really funny) and there's a whole section on 'plunging buses.' Buses plunge, a LOT, apparently. |
You have to wonder how many of those were intentional.
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I LOLED.
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I wonder if they had to hack a phone to get that information?
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good shit
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Yah. That Glee-ful accident looks pretty grim.
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That that're saved a whole half-space!
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Depends on what she wants to use it *for*.
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In related news....ok that's a stretch but:
Attachment 38482 :lol2: Here's the story, if'n you be so inclined. |
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That last headline...wtf?
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Insane. How about this one? Family members ejected by police from graduation ceremony for clapping and cheering for their graduate.
from the youtube comments: Quote:
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There are some seriously uptight administrators out there. Control freak much?
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wtf is an honor cord?
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Fall 2000?
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Cock! |
Were I her father, I'd hope for a Texas Grand Jury.
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Ta muchly!
I went and wiki'd some more. A lot of them seem to be international, but started in America. It's not something I've ever come across m'self. |
Fall 2000?
I blame Clinton. |
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It's not psychic.
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what about psy-chic?
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I think it may be someone's sidekick, if that helps any?
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"Pumping ferociously???"
Bwahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa |
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Excellent story.
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Hahaha. I like that.
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Man with world's largest penis frisked by TSA at Calif. airport Quote:
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:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2:
:lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2::lol2: |
Reminded me of this:
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strapped?
I'm honestly glad I don't have to strap anything. That would be a nuisance. |
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I was gonna take a pic of my forearm and a ruler to visualize 13.5 inches. And I did. But, look in the background, at the commercial on the tv...
'Go long' indeed. :lol2: Attachment 39694 |
Umm Grav...why were you measuring your arm?
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Dude should go through the airport again.
On viagra. |
Ahhh...ok :p
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Just. Stop. Raining.
Yo dawg, I heard you like news, so I put a news headline in a news story so you can read the news while you read the news. Attachment 39696 |
Yeah, that would not be fun. having a 13.5" schlonse, I mean. It would be fun SOMETIMES... like at a party, you could chase people around with it... or win bets or something... but unless you had a girl with an equally large vahjayjay, you'd NEVER get to sink it to the bezel. And you'd get light headed when you got hard.... the airport would be the least of the inconveniences.
nsfw! |
I hope that was just a "comedy" anecdote.
Exposing yourself in a public place makes you a skeez in my book. That said, I'd hate to fall head over heels in love with a man with a 13.5" cock. OWWWWW. I'd prefer 4" (better for anal too) |
Ahem...Hi, my name's Gravdigr, and I like long walks on the beach, sunsets...
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No, it clearly says they caught him in his underwear.
I hope it was elasticised. |
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