Tree Rats
 

Chew it up, chew it up, waaaaaaaaay up.

That's melted. How did a tree rat do that? They can't chew through metal fuel lines can they?

Built a stash of flammable materials under the plastic cover. No reason to chew fuel lines unless they're in the way. Steel lines are ok, but aluminum they could chew through, although I doubt there would be an attraction like some plastic is to mice.

Now, see? That's a squrl that's gotta die.

Driveways should be giant sticky traps that you can park on. And/or you should mount one of these under the hood. Above a strut or something they can stand on.

It's all fun and games until somebody loses a nut. :thepain2:

My cousin's mother-in-law had a squrl that would go get the peanut wherever he saw you put it.

I can't tell you how entertaining it is listening to a squrl going through the change/keys in a pants pocket looking for a peanut.

We have a nest of flying squirrels in the woods next to the grapevines. I found a flat one in the driveway. Actually I have seen them. At first I thought I needed new glasses.

I was walking to the neighbors and a black thing went by in daylight. Like maybe a big floatie, but then I have seen it again so I still have the same glasses.

A flying squirrel got into our bedroom one night. Woke me up when it crawled across my wife's face and she screamed. Then is scampered across my face. I still don't know how it got in.

If Santa Claus, the tooth fairy and the Easter bunny can get in your house then I am sure it is no bother for a squirrel.[emoji48]

None of them have been to my house in years.
I keep leaving the front door unlocked at night hoping I'll be sexually molested, but no luck. :(

I had two busty women that wanted to rape me when I was 20. I couldn't rip my clothes off fast enough.[emoji1]

Hard to rape the willing.

Unless the willing change their mind in the morning. ;)

pigging out...