Ann Coulter or Courtney Love
 

I know that both of these women have been held up as less than acceptable sex partners on the Cellar, so I am curious. If you had to, which one would you choose?

Warning: choices are public.

I'd rather choose Lorena Bobbitt.

ann coulter. easy. and i'd take pictures of it.

headline:

Ann Coulter goes down on a big fat guy!

The agony and the agony? I'd rather have sheldon.....he makes me laugh.:blush:

Love would put its penis in anne coulter's bad place with out a warning, so would I.

that murderous skank courtney love... oh it'd be one hell of a hate-fuck.

Barring contagion or Pete throwing me out on my butt, I have to go with C Love. Some will admit unfortunate feelings toward Briittney Spaniel or even that hideous chick from Baywatch but me, I've got sumtin for Love.

Ann .. (think about it)

Can the chicks have a poll?

Bill O'Reilly or Dick Cheney....

OR, if you'd like to be less partisan about your choice: Pete Doherty (Kate Moss's boyfriend--green and undead looking) or Ricky Martin (but, you'd have to listen to Le Martin's love talk beforehand) (plus, he's drunk and kinda sweaty)

O'Reilly, hands down.

despite his gooey wrinkly-ness? And megalomania?

I once thought we shared a real cynical world view (I won't flatter myself by thinking it was anything but)though now I see we are like the dolphin and the...peguin. Or something. Anyway--let me know how Bill...uh...is.

lol!

And Cheney has what to recommend him? Ticker's goin' and a poor shot to boot.

Just make sure O'Reilly's no longer confusing a loofah with a falafel or things can get messy, and not in a good way.:vomit:

BTW, I saw Wolf picked Coulter as a love match. It makes sense since it would last all night long. Of course, only one minute would be actual sex. The rest would be spent fighting for top.:blush::lol:

My moneys on Wolf.:wolf:

Ann Coulter. No hesitation.