did it go well?

Today I saw a guy lying on the sidewalk, spread eagled, with one hand on a suitcase.
Went to check if he was ok, said he was, but the sight of it was pretty upsetting. :(

Almost, but not quite.

I kept my head ducked down under the desk, wrote furiously, refused to answer the phone, and then spent some time hiding in the copier room.

By doing this with a great amount of skill, I managed to leave only 1/2 hour late.

What's upsetting me? It's not yet June and it's EIGHTY-THREE DEGREES OUT! My cleavage sweat is becoming a real problem.

83? That's not too bad. Memphis in the summer. 101 degrees and 98% humidity. That sucks.

What's bugging me is that I am in my office and not in Hawaii.

My boss playing god is really pissing me off.

Are you sure he/she is not god? I am thinking of having a name plaque put on my door so others won't get confused.

Yes, but you didn't address the Cleavage Sweat problem.

I think she might actually be Flash Gordon (cue soundtrack...Flash! Aahhhhhh, Savior of the universe! da duh da duh da duh...Flash...)

That is outside of my realm of expertise. See, I only have to worry about cleavage sweat when I am actually enjoying some cleavage. At that point most everything else is sweaty also.

I love a good Flash Gordon reference.

LOL! Flash Gordon! Oh, hahaha, the visual! :)

Tis raining and only 22C and the pool opens tomorrow. We've all been working so hard (it's a small non-profit neighborhood pool) and crappy weather on opening day could be a death sentence -we need a good year.

Sneak preview for the workers tonight -toenails are painted, trying to keep optimistic.....

I have officially declared vacation for the rest of the day. Oh, I'll be here, but I am not doing one more thing. No questions answered (I'm always wrong anyway.) No documents verified. I think I'll go play Pogo. And no time off card filled out. :mad:

My paperclips are screwing. In all positions.

I hate it that my paperclips are getting more action than I am.

:biglaugha

I just looked at my paperclips. You're right! :eek:

yeah, they're like teenagers. horny little buggers who spend all night screwing, and then look at you in the morning all innocent, like, "what?"

Puh, I'm on to them! Don't even get me started on the binder clips!

this has disturbing implications for cross-species mating!

Next thing someone is going to start a thread demanding tough legislation and anti-marriage laws for paper clips and binder clips. They're all clips; what does the color of their coating or their metal orientation have to do with anything? It's hard enough to find love in the, er...drawer. :)

special news report: "Office Supplies caught in sex scandal!"

Seriously, though, those binder clips can be used as sex toys, ya know. Seriously.

I think my toxic feet have finally ruined my fake Crocs.
I washed the shoes carefully last night, and had clean, talcum powdered feet fresh from the bath this morning - by midday there was already a sour tang of vinegar in the shop, coming from the region of my feet. They must have become impregnated with the smell.

I am only still alive because I've become immune to it over the years.

I can't find any of mine. I think they must've slunk off behind the desk.....

okay, I'm not really upset about this, but: Why does PC Magazine have the buggiest, slowest site around? Pretty ironic.

OMG! I think I've been flamed! Where's the fire extinguisher! :bonk:

they've run away from home because you don't approve and they HATE you!

I cant breathe through my nose and I have snot...LOADSSSSSS of snot

I'm cramping and everybody pisses me off. And I hate TV!

She finally had to go home today. Three-and-a-half days . . . now *sniff* the same amount of time apart.

um . . . be sure and drink plenty of fluids?

Men are shitting me. All men...anything with a penis. Penises are shitting me!

It's back to work tomorrow after a holiday weekend.....Grim

then what happened?

lol...good job!


:lol:

Huh-uh...I was just continuing what I thought was the funny story brought on by your coitally connected clips! :confused:

"call back only" tech "support" only to have the normal false starts and runarounds be conducted at a voicemail exchange pace. just shoot me now.

there's no story, because they all ran away from home!

after months of driving around with a broken headlight and an expired inspection sticker, I was pulled over twice w/i 18 hours. :( I think the last time I was ticketed was in 1990.

one of our guys retired yesterday - he is going to be missed alot:(

Ordering back up c/ds for my desktop today..."IF they have them", the support person said.

IF is a big word right now.

I was sooo wrong yesterday! In my "What's making you happy today?" post I thought for sure I was getting out of these casts!!! Wrong! Four more weeks! AAAaarrRRrggGgGGghhhHhhh!!! :thepain2:

http://cellar.org/showpost.php?p=348996&postcount=129

Oh man, thirstysoul. I had a double compound fracture of my right arm a couple years ago. That was enough of a pain in the butt.

Keep smiling, hang in there!:comfort:

Thanks Shawnee123...hey, a little more behind the ear please...ahhhh, thanks!:D

$217 just to get my headlight fixed.

Boo!

Three days hospitalized following a stroke.
Just got home.

rkz,
I'm sorry to hear that and I hope you're ok. This puts any complaints I might have had into a different perspective.

Yikes! Glad you're out.

We all have our stuff and every level of complaint is legitimate IMO.

I'm home, this morning I had another bad EKG, my heart could be damaged from the stroke. I need more tests. My head, neck and left arm are killing me. I'm tired and having trouble resting. Other than that, I'm ok.:yelsick:

Sucks, I had it five min. into our first date in months.

rkz, hope your feeling better soon.

I'm worried about my family.
I cannot express how fortunate I am to have them and how much I hate that they have to be put through this.

rkz - sorry to to hear what you've been through, especially since it spoilt a date for you. I do hope you get back on track.
Hugs.

I'm sorry. I can't imagine.

Do you have life insurance?

Is your speech okay?

I do not have life insurance any longer. Lost it after the last insurance change. My speech returned fully during the second day.

hmm. well--good news/bad news. But the best news is you're still around to kick us around!

My friend Alex is leaving back to Germany (he's an exchange student) and I am going to the airport to say goodbye...gah...it's going to be emotional.

The whole family has a head cold.

Sorry to hear that. Hope you are better now.

got ripped off buying a dvd on ebay. grrr.

Shaved patches all over my chest after a four hour stress test and all that that entailed.

The dopey check out chick at the local shops didn't put my payment for my purchase through properly so I had to unload all my groceries so they could all be scanned again.

What a waste of time. :(