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smoothmoniker 07-14-2009 02:45 AM

The Drunk Thread
 
For posting here when you have become drunkded. List the contributing factors.

Stella Artois X2
Vodka Tonic X4
Red Wine X2

The Smooooooove is hereby drunkded.

Aliantha 07-14-2009 02:57 AM

Hey...we already have a 'meaningless drunk thread' in nothingland somewhere.

I've just started on a glass of wine. I'm a long way off drunk yet, but I thought I'd just post here anyway. :)

smoothmoniker 07-14-2009 03:19 AM

too drunk to use the search tool

Undertoad 07-14-2009 03:26 AM

Beer wine AND vodka tonic?

this mixture does not sound like a good idea

NoBoxes 07-14-2009 03:37 AM

My rationale for drinking too much red wine is that I'm trying to ingest enough resveratrol to fuck cancer.

smoothmoniker 07-14-2009 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 581407)
Beer wine AND vodka tonic?

this mixture does not sound like a good idea

I was not my own bartender.

smoothmoniker 07-14-2009 10:13 AM

oh god. where's the morning after thread?

bluecuracao 07-14-2009 11:13 AM

Wow, you sure are an early-morning-after-riser! I would still have my pillow wrapped around my head.

smoothmoniker 07-14-2009 11:23 AM

I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.

Aliantha 07-14-2009 05:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 581444)
oh god. where's the morning after thread?

We don't have one of those, and with good reason I suspect.

How could UT possibly afford the bandwidth required for that thread? :D

monster 07-14-2009 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 581409)
I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.

you need to lace their bedtime cocoa

capnhowdy 07-15-2009 06:42 AM

Damn!
Finally a thread that I can post in on a daily basis. And a topic in which I am highly knowledgeable and experienced. See you at 1700!

smoothmoniker 07-15-2009 11:02 AM

You know what they say.

It's always 8am somewhere!

Griff 07-15-2009 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 581458)
I have short people in my house who wake up at 6 am.

Man, you have this problem too?

ZenGum 07-16-2009 08:02 AM

Damn midgets. If they're not out re-enacting the crucifixion or gluing vacuum cleaner attachments to their genitals , they're yodeling randomly at hungover drunks. Cut it out, damn it.


And yes, I am presently qualified to post in this thread. Several and a half glasses of Riesling with the tuna steak and salad dinner. hmmm. :)


ETA and chocolate. lots of chocolate.

Aliantha 07-16-2009 06:05 PM

Zen, you're such a girl sometimes. :rolleyes:

smoothmoniker 07-16-2009 06:56 PM

I'm heading to Las Vegas this weekend, for the last bachelor party. The final holdout is getting married, and we are gonna go burn down the town.

Can we merge this thread with "What do you look like RFN", just to simplify my life for the next few days?

ZenGum 07-16-2009 07:17 PM

How about a dedicated thread: What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Vegas - and on the Web for Evah!

ZenGum 07-16-2009 09:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 582001)
Zen, you're such a girl sometimes. :rolleyes:

I'll have you know that I killed that bloody tuna myself.

With a knife.

Aliantha 07-16-2009 09:09 PM

ahuh...suuuure you did. :right:

ZenGum 07-17-2009 12:16 AM

I had a hell of a swim to catch the bugger, too.

Shawnee123 07-17-2009 06:10 AM

I hope his name wasn't Charlie.

ZenGum 07-17-2009 07:41 AM

I didn't have time to check, what with all the great white sharks diving about.

Griff 07-17-2009 12:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 582005)
I'm heading to Las Vegas this weekend, for the last bachelor party. The final holdout is getting married, and we are gonna go burn down the town.

Can we merge this thread with "What do you look like RFN", just to simplify my life for the next few days?

That would make life too easy for the prosecutors and divorce attorneys.

bluecuracao 07-17-2009 04:03 PM

Okay...so, is this still the Drunk Thread, or the Morning After thread?

If it's the former, I'll be posting in a few hours. If the latter, well, I'm not sure...I'll probably be too busy sleeping it off to contribute.

I have to plan ahead for these things.

smoothmoniker 07-17-2009 05:00 PM

It's definitely the drunk thread. See you back here at 5:01!

bluecuracao 07-17-2009 07:49 PM

Eh, it's 8:34 my time and I'm not really there yet. The delicious gigantic buffalo burger I had for dinner has slowed things down somewhat.

But good thing, because it's going to be a long night. I have to be at the Irish Pub at 9 for someone's going-away party, with people almost half my age. It's not Vegas, but won't be pretty, I'm sure.

smoothmoniker 07-17-2009 07:58 PM

I'm playing tonight at one of the best live music clubs in LA - everytime we play there, people just bring us drinks up on stage. I will definitely be back here later tonight, posting the stupids.

morethanpretty 07-18-2009 01:05 AM

Painted 2 rooms today, back now in pain.
Finishing my 4th mike's hard pomegranate lemonade.
i wanted drambuie but couldn't make it to the liqoure store today. Now, where did i put my 5th down...

morethanpretty 07-18-2009 01:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha (Post 582001)
Zen, you're such a girl sometimes. :rolleyes:

You're a girl! bitch.

bluecuracao 07-18-2009 02:23 AM

FYI Smoove, the Drunk Thread has moved to Chat...

DucksNuts 07-18-2009 02:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 582236)
You're a girl! bitch.

FFS....seriously?

xoxoxoBruce 07-18-2009 02:48 AM

No, he just plays one in the Cellar.

capnhowdy 07-18-2009 09:01 AM

I'm still drunk from last nite. OUCH!
I'm glad I had a D.D. because I don't recall getting home this morning.
And I have a horseshoe tournament at 1300 hrs. blurgh. shlemck.

SteveDallas 07-18-2009 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 582234)
Finishing my 4th mike's hard pomegranate lemonade.
i wanted drambuie but couldn't make it to the liqoure store today. Now, where did i put my 5th down...

Are you sure you were counting accurately?

plthijinx 07-18-2009 02:03 PM

i'm out in the hot-assed sun replacing wiring on one of our piper tomahawks alternators. i'm sweating out heineken and practicing the freestyle heat stroke! of course if you wake up without a hangover that's the best your going to feel all day! :D

capnhowdy 07-18-2009 06:33 PM

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Well..... I just picked up a cure for my scotch hangover.
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smoothmoniker 07-18-2009 11:27 PM

at'll do.

ZenGum 07-19-2009 02:54 AM

Cure Scotch hangovers .... with Bourbon hangovers!!! Yay!

capnhowdy 07-19-2009 07:50 AM

Definitely a stroke of genius. Two glasses of the Knob Creek, a good nights rest, and I'm ready to do it again this morning. But I won't.

bluecuracao 07-19-2009 11:23 AM

Surprisingly enough, I wasn't all that hungover yesterday...when I finally woke up around 1PM, that is.

Thank goodness for night-before buffalo burgers, and afternoon-after cheesesteaks. :yum:

BigV 07-19-2009 06:25 PM

Two words:

Mead!

lumberjim 07-19-2009 07:54 PM

im going the distance. I'm going for speed.

Trilby 07-20-2009 07:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 582520)
i'm going for speed.

speed kills, jim. Speed kills.

smoothmoniker 07-20-2009 01:19 PM

oh god.

oh god oh god oh god.

Vegas.

With a high roller.

Comped everything, limos everywhere, women, booze, money, it was like a mafia movie. Incredible. It's 11 am, and I still have the spins from last night. I'll try to list the culprits:

2x Bookers Bourbon at dinner
3x Stellla Artois in the limos
6x Vodka Tonic at the Hard Rock casino
2x Tequila & Triple in the hotel room
3x advil before bed

Ok, in the time it took to write this, the spins have died down, and the pounding behind the eyes is just beginning.

oh god.

Vegas.

Undertoad 07-20-2009 01:25 PM

Again with the mixing! I'm telling ya, the mixing is not good!

Give your body one poison to deal with at a time, is my advice, and by the way, 6 tonics puts all that high fructose corn syrup into the equation too!

SteveDallas 07-20-2009 02:17 PM

And you didn't take pics of the women to share with us . . . proof of how completely plastered you must have been.

dar512 07-20-2009 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 582672)
oh god.

oh god oh god oh god.

Vegas.

With a high roller.

Comped everything, limos everywhere, women, booze, money, it was like a mafia movie. Incredible. It's 11 am, and I still have the spins from last night. I'll try to list the culprits:

2x Bookers Bourbon at dinner
3x Stellla Artois in the limos
6x Vodka Tonic at the Hard Rock casino
2x Tequila & Triple in the hotel room
3x advil before bed

Ok, in the time it took to write this, the spins have died down, and the pounding behind the eyes is just beginning.

oh god.

Vegas.

I thought all this was supposed to stay in Vegas?

Aliantha 07-20-2009 06:44 PM

lol...was there food in there anywhere?

Sounds like a fine time...cept for the headache.

Don't forget to close the blinds. lol

smoothmoniker 07-21-2009 04:29 AM

The blinds in vegas are unreal. They're like black holes. I woke up at 11 am and thought it was 5am.

Tonight was round 2. Slumming it on Fremont street, playing $3 blackjack and drinking straight Vodka and Red Bull. This is a fantastic trip.

Trilby 07-21-2009 08:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by smoothmoniker (Post 582805)
...Slumming it on Fremont street, playing $3 blackjack and drinking straight Vodka and Red Bull...

Sounds like a typical Monday...

BigV 07-21-2009 01:26 PM

still waiting for this...

"...dead hobo..." dang.

Aliantha 07-24-2009 05:19 AM

ok...here I am...half pissed. Anyone else around to join me?

DucksNuts 07-24-2009 05:24 AM

i'll catch up, had drinkies after work and boys are in bed

Aliantha 07-24-2009 05:25 AM

my little one is, but the other two, plus one extra are sitting on the couch looking for a movie on foxtel.

DucksNuts 07-24-2009 05:45 AM

I need to add the large one on facebook again

Smooooooth might not like us clogging us his thread

Aliantha 07-24-2009 05:46 AM

I don't think he'll care. He might even be pleased. lol In particular if you post pics of your arse.

Aliantha 07-24-2009 05:47 AM

Although, he's a good stick. Doesn't get into all the flirty stuff online. I think that's nice. His wife is veeeery lucky! lol

Aliantha 07-24-2009 05:50 AM

I see you peeking Pico. ;) you'd better have a drink in your hand.

DucksNuts 07-24-2009 05:52 AM

plus he's hot!

I'll keep his thread clean of my arse


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