The Cellar- We have a really big dehumidifyer.

The Cellar- Where to go when the winds pick up.

The Cellar - For happy joy life-pleasure
The Cellar - Keep out of children

On second thought cancel that last one; that was a warning on a knife my friend bought. Looks bad out of context.

The Cellar - Out of context

The Cellar - Express yourself...It's later than you think.

Speaking of out of context... a friend of mine stole a sign from a Ryan's Steakhouse (kinda like Sizzler.. huge buffets with every imaginable item) that read "Children may not attend bars without adult supervision."

The Cellar: Not to be used for masturbatory purposes.

I can't take all the credit for it, but it's still funny.

Does that mean no jerkoffs?

The Cellar: Self-basting Turkeys

The Cellar- We've got the whole world in out threads.

I couldn't help myself.:D

The Cellar - The Last Resort of People Bored Witless

The Cellar - Where People Go When Baseball Gets Too Exciting

The Cellar - THE Place to be While Your Porn Video is Downloading

I like the last one.

Thanks, Dave. Unemployment has sapped most of my sense of humor lately, so I thought I'd give it a little workout. I'd say those three altogether probably totalled the humor equivalent of pumping, say, 3.7 ounces of iron.

It ain't heavy, it's the Cellar.

The Cellar, everything else is just blog.

The Cellar- Cure for the summer doldrums.