Paris Hilton
 

I hope they put her ass in jail.

Yeah. Drunk and stupid is no way to go through life.

Out of (morbid) curiosity, I sampled a couple of pages of the book she and a ghostwriter put out last year.

God, do I pity her ghostwriter. Even after the exertion of the ghostwriter's talents, P.H. appears thinking and speaking about like a fifteen-year-old. That's her present level of intellectual achievement.

If you're gonna quote Dean Wormer...

she's a "no selling waste of space"

one word: dumbdumbdumbdumbdumb

dumbdedum

Ah, yes. Paris. Dumb enough to cater to the Lowest Common Denonometer (and, the MOST common denonometer): The American intellect!

Paris doesn't exsist in a vacuum, folks. Somebody is paying attention to her.

*ahem*

I am American, and my intellect goes beyond the phrases of "Like", "Totally", and "Whatever".

she thinks she provides beauty and excitement for the mundane people.

oh, brudder!

you know, in the "old" days actors and musicians were looked down upon because they did not play a vital part in the community. (If the village blacksmith dies, everyone hurts, if the village actor or musician dies... not as missed) I would equivilate Paris disappearing to the town losing its best hooker.

Prove it.

and because of their loose morals, but what do actors and musicians have to do with ParistheHeiress? (confused)

e x a c t l y

confirmation that all the money in the world can't make you smart. or beautiful.

Popular, maybe, but I've never had aspirations to be that.

Gag me with a spoon! Barf out! Those prisons are like totally grody... And theyre like, full of bufus and stuff? Thats so grody, like barf out! I'm sure, I'm sure.