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Gravdigr 05-20-2012 06:53 PM

Quote:

The internet was made of cats, [Al] Gore was just the pussy that started it.
~xoxoxoBruce

infinite monkey 05-21-2012 08:03 AM

The trust of the innocent is the liar's most useful tool.
--Stephen King

Gravdigr 05-21-2012 04:44 PM

Quote:

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled, was convincing the world he didn't exist.
~Keyser Söze

Gravdigr 05-28-2012 09:59 AM

From one of the greatest philosophical minds of our lifetime:

Dave Chappelle.

Quote:

Chivalry died when women started readin' the shit in all them magazines. They got too much advice about men from other women. And they don't know what the fuck they're talkin' about. I see them in the grocery store, says on the cover "100 Ways to Please Your Man" by some lady. Come on, man. Ain't no 100 ways. That list is four things long. Just suck his dick, play with his balls,fix him a sandwich, and don't talk so much and he'll be happy!

DanaC 05-28-2012 10:43 AM

From Michael Wood's latest tv series, looking at the history of Britain from the ordinary person's perspective,

"Remember there were black people in Britain before there were English"

Gravdigr 05-30-2012 04:18 PM

Quote:

"She saw what little good there was in me, and there was little," ... "I'm awful glad she cared about me, and I'm awful glad she married me."
~Arthel 'Doc' Watson 1923-2012

Gravdigr 06-09-2012 04:12 PM

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Gravdigr 06-15-2012 08:33 AM

~Associated Press

wolf 06-15-2012 11:47 AM

Drug misuse is not a disease, it is a decision, like the decision to step out in front of a moving car. You would call that not a disease but an error in judgment. When a bunch of people begin to do it, it is a social error, a life-style. In this particular life-style the motto is "Be happy now because tomorrow you are dying," but the dying begins almost at once, and the happiness is a memory. It is, then, only a speeding up, an intensifying, of the ordinary human existence. It is not different from your life-style, it is only faster. It all takes place in days or weeks or months instead of years. "Take the cash and let the credit go," as Villon said in 1460. But that is a mistake if the cash is a penny and the credit a whole lifetime.

Philip K. Dick
Author's Note
A Scanner Darkly

I have had this quote pinned up on my desk since the mid-1980's, long before I worked at the nuthouse.

ZenGum 06-15-2012 08:28 PM

Interesting and I think true, but it all hinges on the phrase "drug misuse".

The misuse of drugs is bad for you? Well, of course it is, that is what misuse means.

Gravdigr 06-18-2012 04:34 PM

Using a pound of dope for a doorstop, now, that's misuse.

BigV 06-18-2012 09:20 PM

??

why? how much dope does it take to stop a door anyhow?

classicman 06-18-2012 09:58 PM

Only one nice bud if positioned properly.

Gravdigr 06-20-2012 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by BigV (Post 815847)
??

why? how much dope does it take to stop a door anyhow?

[BritAccent]It's depending on the door, now, innit?[/BritAccent]

Gravdigr 06-20-2012 04:09 PM

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'The Bosom'?

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from a 1967 issue of "The Tattler"


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