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HungLikeJesus 04-24-2011 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 726138)
Outsmart squirrels?

You're nuts!

Especially squirell nutkin.

squirell nutkin 04-24-2011 07:42 PM

ha ha!

Bitches!

monster 04-24-2011 08:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 726161)
If you want to outsmart something, you have to be at least 10% smarter than it.

85% of squirrel problems are directly attributable to top storey mismanagement

ZenGum 04-24-2011 08:25 PM

:D

Happy Monkey 04-25-2011 12:24 PM

You can't outsmart a squirrel, because no matter how much smarter you are, the squirrel will devote 100% of its life to winning.

Like Charlie Sheen.

monster 04-25-2011 05:38 PM

Do they sell their blood?

TheMercenary 04-25-2011 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 726495)
Why wait? Just burn down your house now. That'll stop the little bastards.

"You insensitive bastard! I haz a depressive condition that makes me want to burn squirrels."

:lol:

squirell nutkin 04-25-2011 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 727031)
Do they sell their blood?

No, but I will loan you some plasma if you promise not to stretch it out.

monster 04-25-2011 10:26 PM

I will promise no such thing

squirell nutkin 04-25-2011 10:45 PM

I just remembered, I sent my plasma to the cleaners, so it's a moot point.

plthijinx 04-26-2011 03:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 726869)
You can't outsmart a squirrel, because no matter how much smarter you are, the squirrel will devote 100% of its life to winning.

Like Charlie Sheen.

or kinda like a prison inmate. mcgyver be damned! we did it! if one didn't know how, the other could invent a way it could be!

(psssst, poison em!)

Glinda 04-26-2011 10:42 AM

Nah. Just get one of these...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBb7KReY6Eg

monster 04-26-2011 11:55 AM

Is that the squirrelapult? I'm afraid to click it.....

plthijinx 04-26-2011 12:02 PM

yeah on the snow covered balcony...classic vid!

Glinda 04-26-2011 12:16 PM

I particularly enjoy the music it's been set to. *evil grin* I want to meet those people and roast a hobo with them, or something.


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