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xoxoxoBruce 10-28-2016 10:07 PM

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In 1814 we took a little trip
Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississippi
We took a little bacon and we took a little beans
And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans

(chorus)We fired our guns and the British kept a-comin'
There wasn't nigh as many as there was a while ago
We fired once more and they began to runnin'
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

We looked down the river and we seed the British come
And there must have been a hundred of 'em beatin' on the drum
They stepped so high and they made their bugles ring
We stood behind our cotton bales and didn't say a thing

(chorus)

Old Hickory said we could take 'em by surprise
If we didn't fire our muskets 'till we looked 'em in the eyes
We held our fire 'till we seed their faces well
Then we opened up our squirrel guns and gave 'em
Well, we

(chorus)

Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

We fired our cannon 'till the barrel melted down
So we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round
We filled his head with cannonballs 'n' powdered his behind
And when we touched the powder off, the gator lost his mind

(chorus)

Yeah they ran through the briers and they ran through the brambles
And they ran through the bushes where a rabbit couldn't go
They ran so fast that the hounds couldn't catch 'em
On down the Mississippi to the Gulf of Mexico

fargon 10-29-2016 07:39 AM

I had to find that song on You Tube, 'cuz it was stuck in my head.

fargon 10-29-2016 07:43 AM

Here it is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VL7XS_8qgXM

classicman 10-29-2016 11:50 AM

... too ...

xoxoxoBruce 10-29-2016 11:57 AM

Too is to long.

xoxoxoBruce 10-29-2016 07:59 PM

15 minute piano duel, but if you like great piano...

classicman 10-30-2016 09:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 972246)
Too is to long.

:bow:

infinite monkey 10-30-2016 01:54 PM

Who fixed to to too...

John Sellers 11-01-2016 01:44 AM

Well, over my way, Halloween's been over for 45 minutes, but I had to post sumthin' Halloweenie, so sink yer teeth into this:


glatt 11-04-2016 09:22 AM

Interesting (to me) time management ideas when creating stuff.

Undertoad 11-05-2016 10:36 AM

Ironically, this is a 12:25 video that presents 4 bullet points, so ironically the gent may still have an issue with time management.

Or he has a chronic problem with presenting his visions in a deliberate manner.

classicman 11-05-2016 01:33 PM

I thought it was ironic and that was intentionally part of the joke.

glatt 11-05-2016 03:20 PM

It held your attention for those 13 minutes, so on some level it worked.

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2016 09:51 PM

530hp Porsche 993 Bi-Turbo powered Volkswagen Bus.


xoxoxoBruce 11-06-2016 05:54 AM


xoxoxoBruce 11-06-2016 09:20 PM

Death of the sandman...


Gravdigr 11-07-2016 12:16 PM

I didn't really need the "Unsatisfying" compilation.

All I need to do for that kind of thing is wake up. Or, try anything. Story of my life.

In fact, that should be the name of that clip. "The Story of Gravdigr's Life".

Gravdigr 11-07-2016 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 972872)
Death of the sandman...


Gravdigr 11-07-2016 12:20 PM

Kidding. I found it hard to look away.

xoxoxoBruce 11-07-2016 01:27 PM

Yeah, compelling and revolting at the same time. You know it's just sand but the humanoid shape causes that, I guess.
Fun on acid though. :lol:

fargon 11-07-2016 06:24 PM

I found it disturbing. EEK!!!

Carruthers 11-12-2016 02:54 PM

Apologies for posting the first video again, (see the 'Dog' thread) but it needs to be here to provide some context for the second video.







Trumpoline? ;)

Gravdigr 11-12-2016 03:52 PM

Outstanding.

xoxoxoBruce 11-15-2016 04:59 AM

Vikings and swords and evil... suggest you embiggen and turn the sound down.


xoxoxoBruce 11-18-2016 09:47 AM

Bond, James Bond, all his gadgets...


xoxoxoBruce 11-19-2016 05:43 PM

The secret lives of stuff...

classicman 12-05-2016 12:37 PM




xoxoxoBruce 12-12-2016 07:05 PM

This ain't your kid's soapbox derby...


BigV 12-16-2016 01:04 AM

I kept waiting for the guy to impale himself on his steering bar.






Disappointed.

glatt 12-16-2016 08:26 AM

I thoroughly enjoyed it. That steering system is a new one to me, but appeared to be standard on all the carts. And those wheels are horrible.

It got so I could see the curves he would be wiping out on. I felt like I was learning the handling of the cart faster than he was.

The seemingly obvious tip, just like with Mario Carts, is that it's faster to slow down a little on the curves, because they pass you when you crash, and you pass them when they crash.

xoxoxoBruce 12-17-2016 12:43 PM

Scotland gives us more than Saint Limey and her cheese...


Gravdigr 12-17-2016 04:49 PM


xoxoxoBruce 12-17-2016 08:39 PM

Griff comes to mind. :D


xoxoxoBruce 12-25-2016 02:56 PM

How do dey do dat?


glatt 12-26-2016 08:28 AM

Yeah. Video is lacking in details.

xoxoxoBruce 12-26-2016 08:59 AM

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Allow me to edumacate thou...

glatt 12-26-2016 12:35 PM

Thanks!

xoxoxoBruce 12-26-2016 12:52 PM

In theory it should work the way I diagramed it, if the bricks(tiles) are uniform and placed exactly. But when they panned up close, the flat bricks(tiles) were so tight I suspect a little jiggery-pokery going on. :confused:

Gravdigr 12-26-2016 03:29 PM

Thank you, sir, for the edumacation.

I was wondering...

Happy Monkey 12-28-2016 10:37 AM


Fan-made Futurama.

Technically amazing. Writing-wise... OK. Some hints of Futurama-style humor, but not always pulled off by the cast. It really makes you appreciate how hard it is to get a joke's timing just right.

But worth a look.... though some fast forwarding at the end is probably OK.

xoxoxoBruce 12-28-2016 11:09 AM

Amazing, I think your critique is accurate.

classicman 12-29-2016 05:47 PM

Very cool.

Gravdigr 01-03-2017 05:00 PM

Alternate view of the Australian bricklayers and their domino effect method

Apologies for the linkage, couldn't find it on YouTube.

Flint 01-03-2017 05:58 PM

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Any of you smart people want to explain the "cool new feature" of YouTube that starts to preview a video you didn't ask to see right smack in the goddamn middle of the video you're still trying to watch ??!

glatt 01-03-2017 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 978456)
Alternate view of the Australian bricklayers and their domino effect method

Apologies for the linkage, couldn't find it on YouTube.



Nice find!

Pico and ME 01-05-2017 07:28 PM

Need a kitty?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-F_8qaQ3DD0

footfootfoot 01-05-2017 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glatt (Post 976545)
I thoroughly enjoyed it. That steering system is a new one to me, but appeared to be standard on all the carts. And those wheels are horrible.

It got so I could see the curves he would be wiping out on. I felt like I was learning the handling of the cart faster than he was.

The seemingly obvious tip, just like with Mario Carts, is that it's faster to slow down a little on the curves, because they pass you when you crash, and you pass them when they crash.

They seem prone to over correcting or the wheels' camber may cause the cart to flip?

http://www.redbull.com/us/en/stories...race-pov-video

https://translate.google.com/transla...az&prev=search

Quote:

Rules [ change | Change source ]
Tunca Formulaz Wooden Car Festival is the only organization that has been registered with its authenticity at the same time as being the pioneer of such organizations. Together with this test, the rules of the Formulaz are also determined. According to this;

Formulase means;

It must be completely handmade.
It will be made entirely of wood; The use of metal parts other than the nails to be used during assembly support is prohibited.
Providing any energy support, either inside or outside the car; It is forbidden to use devices with engine parts or propulsion.
Araca paint, varnish, embroidery etc. Is prohibited.
There must be a steering to steer the vehicle, a braking system to slow down and at least 4 wheels.
The maximum length of the vehicle should be 1.70m.
The maximum width of the vehicle should be 0.70m.
The altitude of the vehicle should be max.
Formulase pilot;

It is necessary to wear hairs and rubber shoes. [one]

glatt 01-06-2017 01:24 PM

Not sure if this qualifies for Rule 34, where if you can think of it, somebody had made pron of it.

I just stumbled across this thing called ASMR, where soft crinkly sounds are supposed to make you feel all tingly and relaxed. And there is a whole Youtube meme on this stuff. Videos with millions of views.

Totally safe for work. Just turn up the sound, or better yet, wear headphones.

Here's an example with over 2 million views.



Do you feel it? Maybe you would prefer a dude?


Pico and ME 01-06-2017 02:28 PM

I've been watching those for a couple of years now. Mostly before I go to sleep, they can be very relaxing. I have a few favs. Its been a long while, but i used to be able to get that tingling/attention induced head orgasm feeling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpfHgC3ye0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ32enNIr2c

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPcaDuJMps

Clodfobble 01-06-2017 06:00 PM

Those make me incredibly uncomfortable. I can't even listen to them. What's the opposite of ASMR? Maybe I need someone shouting in my ears to relax.

Pico and ME 01-06-2017 08:40 PM

This one has no talking.

footfootfoot 01-06-2017 11:07 PM

the popping and hissing and clicking of the dry mouth is horrible. I remember a description of an orator in ancient Greece as having a voice that sounded like that of a panther that had been lapping oil from a bowl. These were not that.

infinite monkey 01-06-2017 11:14 PM

I wanted to stab both those people in the face. I'm very sensitive to noises, and I'm getting worse. I can't stand people chewing, can't stand kissy smacky noises on the television, can't stand the neighbor's dog barking (that one is probably normal) and so many noises make me want to jump out of my skin or kill someone (by stabbing them in the face.)

I looked at this earlier and wondered if that sensitivity means I'm crazier than I thought. Well guess what? IT HAS A NAME AND EVERYTHING!!!!!

http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-misophonia

Might be hereditary: dad couldn't stand when I ate celery at the dinner table. One time he stabbed me in the face. (Not really)

infinite monkey 01-06-2017 11:15 PM

Also. Eyebrows.

Stupid eyebrows are stupid.

footfootfoot 01-07-2017 01:19 PM

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Stabbed you in your stupid eyebrows?

I think some eyebrows are totally hot, like Clara Oswald's or Anne Hathaway's

infinite monkey 01-07-2017 01:23 PM

Some eyebrows are nice. Caterpillars on purpose or those put on with a stencil...not so much. I don't care for things that are Fakey McFake.

The lady in the first annoying video has fine eyebrows. Not huge, not stenciled, not over-plucked. The man's eyebrows make me want to...(you know the rest.)

Pico and ME 01-07-2017 01:26 PM

I don't like mouth noises either. My ex has a little chin, and so a small mouth, and he would almost always eat with his mouth open, especially when we were watching TV. People hate hate hate hate being told they making too many noises when they eat.

But I love whispers. Especially when they have an accent.

Undertoad 01-07-2017 01:53 PM

On Thursday night, I spent two hours in my buddy's studio, recording two pages of material into a $500 microphone.

(So I could be our company's phone system recording voice. "For sales, press one." My position is, I'm not brilliant at it, this v/o work, but sometimes an 8 out of 10 will do.)

Well now I have heard every little noise that my mouth can make that is not a word, as my buddy carefully cut out whatever input my cheeks, sinuses, etc. wanted on that recording...

Gravdigr 01-07-2017 02:29 PM

Don't be sad, 8 out of 10 ain't bad.[/MeatLoaf]

footfootfoot 01-08-2017 04:35 PM

My friend the tax guy and accountant says nobody wants 100%. At most they want 80% and if you give them 80% they'll think it's 100%. If you give them 70% they'll think it's 80 or 90%.


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