Cellar Fantasy football 2016
 

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Draft day is August 28th

please check in here if you're returning, and set up your pre draft rankings on nfl.com

If any new folks want to join, request an invite here, and if you currently have a team, but don't want to do it this year, let me know asap so I can replace you.

Are You Ready for Some Football?

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The glatt house just had its draft and at first I was all conflicted that I got Tom Brady. I mean, I dislike him, but he does rack up the points. Then I looked more closely and realized/remembered that the cheater is suspended for the first four games. Dick.

I'll do it this year if you need teams

I'm in, yo.

Johnny on the spot

I can't this year. Sorry.

it's on your fucket list?

syc, you want her spot? promise not to disappear half way through the season again?

I didn't disappear last time...you forget to update a week or two and you're suddenly all MIA and shit...

Try a week or 10. I'll put you in, but you start on report and work your way off. ;)

not sure if your email is still what I have in my gmail, but I sent an invite.

I guess you could just log in and claim the empty spot. pw is whalepenis

I'm in and I already forget what to do. Do I have to participate in a draft or does it just happen?
Yeh, too much weed and age has affected my memory.

If you just let it happen you'll end up with a bunch of NE Cheatriots.

Just learn from history and select all former Eagles players. They will all kick ass this year.

cock!

Ey look, Christmas came early! I got Cam Newton, Russell Wilson, JJ Watt and Zack Ertz. Just what I wanted!

I also got a box full of RBs with one leg! But if you add up all the legs... nah, still ain't got shit!

What did you get?

A cheater who is sitting out half the season.

Looks like I got a whole lotta nuttin'. Did you guys actively draft or did it just happen like for me?

I got the last pick. I think I get that every year. My grade is a C.

Who the fuck are these guys I got? I got Dez, at least. I always hate my team at first
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Last place before we even start.

It says I'm going to finish just above you...I think I have a pretty good team though.

Word. Up. Suck. It. Bitches.

The only part where it's wrong is where it suggests that I trade away one of my good quarterbacks to "upgrade at other spots." Uh, no, I took them because I wanted them, not because I wanted to trade them away for someone who makes 1/4 the fantasy points.

In all seriousness, can anyone explain to me why the general advice is always to put an RB in the flex position? That shit is insane. Quarterbacks get more points than anyone. I am genuinely baffled as to why you're not supposed to put a QB in the flex position.

In our league, the qb scores more. Standard leagues are weighted to RB

LOL

Yeah, uh. Anybody have any quarterbacks they want to trade away? I could use two.

Why are we nonstandard? I'm perfectly happy being nonstandard, I'm just curious.

I like higher scoring games. It's been like that for 4 or 5 years now. We also have more players than the standard league.

My team as currently constructed might be pretty bad.

My team completely sucks. I want a mulligan.

As an Irishman. I can honestly tell you you don't want a Mulligan. A Jefferson or a Jackson would be better. /race

Oh no he di int

I'm dumb and getting dumber. When is our first game?

THIS THURSDAY!!! 8:30 EST

Broncos v Panthers

Soooooooo close! Great game Glatt!

Who are the Merriam Teasippers? I'm up against them this week.

Sycamore

And we will defeat you and eat your soul...with gravy.

My soul will give you diarrhea.

Burn!


Toad on the other hand will boil.

Guru says glatt will trounce me. We shall see.....

Guru is < trustworthy.

Slowly getting back into the real world. I haven't checked fantasy since Sunday. I must have won last week?

Gotta check my team and make sure everyone is active.

I have RB Chris Ivory and he went out of action last week with an emergency hospitalization. He had gone to the ER. After two days, he left the hospital; he's still rehabbing but figures he will surely be back next week.

His injury went listed as "undisclosed".

In the NFL, every little thing is disclosed, and there's no way he would be hospitalized without league officials knowing all about it. Everything game-related is fully detailed and annouced. There were no hints from anywhere, so there was wild speculation in Jaguar fan forums about what it could possibly be.

Had to be something that was A) a true medical emergency, B) required two days of hospitalization, C) would be fine after a few days of rehab and D) would be too personal to reveal.

They decided that the most likely ailment was a testicular torsion.

And that's why I like being in fantasy football. I find out things like this.

And now, I have to speculate on the condition of my running back's balls.

He's out this week

Now YOU'RE speculating about the condition of his balls

That's quite generous of them, assuming a genital and not a mental or substance problem.

That's what she said.

Team set to auto-pilot, weekend away. Please don't get hurt at practice dudes.

Chris Ivory says he's ready to go.

His balls must be OK

Ivory is playing, but is given limited snaps and he's not getting much done.

Maybe his balls aren't 100%

*snicker*

I need 17.7 points to win ... I have one player playing.
Mark Ingram Saints RB. Odds are not in my favor, but it should be fun to watch anyway.

I lost to griff. Was supposed to win. The goats went offffff.

The Goats we didn't expect to go off went off.

Everyone checking for late scratches? Apparently Chris Ivory's balls went through full workouts this week, but I still don't trust them.

Anyone want a lightly used Josh Gordon? Maybe after re-hab and possibly another suspension?

(as the entire league looks over their receiver corps)

uh..... nahhhh... i think... i think we're good... maybe the Raiders?

I'd like a reliable RB & maybe a WR. Anyone got some extras?

I have Chris ivorys balls in my other league. They are still twisted I guess.

Wait, who was scratching Chris Ivory's balls?

Tony scratched them. I played them. I wish i had listened to Tony