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warch 06-05-2003 04:40 PM

The Cellar- We have a really big dehumidifyer.

The Cellar- Where to go when the winds pick up.

Uryoces 06-06-2003 01:39 AM

The Cellar - For happy joy life-pleasure
The Cellar - Keep out of children

On second thought cancel that last one; that was a warning on a knife my friend bought. Looks bad out of context.

The Cellar - Out of context

xoxoxoBruce 06-07-2003 07:23 PM

The Cellar - Express yourself...It's later than you think.

Tobiasly 06-07-2003 11:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Uryoces
On second thought cancel that last one; that was a warning on a knife my friend bought. Looks bad out of context.
Speaking of out of context... a friend of mine stole a sign from a Ryan's Steakhouse (kinda like Sizzler.. huge buffets with every imaginable item) that read "Children may not attend bars without adult supervision."

That Guy 06-09-2003 02:58 PM

The Cellar: Not to be used for masturbatory purposes.

I can't take all the credit for it, but it's still funny.

xoxoxoBruce 06-09-2003 08:40 PM

Does that mean no jerkoffs?

Uryoces 06-10-2003 02:59 PM

The Cellar: Self-basting Turkeys

xoxoxoBruce 06-15-2003 10:11 AM

The Cellar- We've got the whole world in out threads.

xoxoxoBruce 06-29-2003 09:56 AM

I couldn't help myself.:D

Elspode 06-29-2003 02:38 PM

The Cellar - The Last Resort of People Bored Witless

The Cellar - Where People Go When Baseball Gets Too Exciting

The Cellar - THE Place to be While Your Porn Video is Downloading

dave 06-29-2003 07:42 PM

I like the last one.

Elspode 06-30-2003 12:59 AM

Thanks, Dave. Unemployment has sapped most of my sense of humor lately, so I thought I'd give it a little workout. I'd say those three altogether probably totalled the humor equivalent of pumping, say, 3.7 ounces of iron.

xoxoxoBruce 07-03-2003 03:28 PM

It ain't heavy, it's the Cellar.

xoxoxoBruce 07-17-2003 08:09 PM

The Cellar, everything else is just blog.

xoxoxoBruce 07-19-2003 04:36 PM

The Cellar- Cure for the summer doldrums.


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