What Do You Want From Life?
 

Oh my God this is glorious, somehow didn't realize how great it was back in the day. Goes great in headphones.



Well, you can't have that, but if you're an American citizen you are entitled to:
a heated kidney shaped pool,
a microwave oven--don't watch the food cook,
a Dyna-Gym--I'll personally demonstrate it in the privacy of your own home,
a king-size Titanic Unsinkable Molly Brown waterbed with polybendum,
a foolproof plan and an airtight alibi,
real simulated Indian jewelry,
a Gucci shoetree,
a year's supply of antibiotics,
a personally autographed picture of Randy Mantooth
and Bob Dylan's new unlisted phone number,
a beautifully restored 3rd Reich swizzle stick,
Rosemary's baby,
a dream date in kneepads with Paul Williams,
a new Matador,
a new mastadon,
a Maverick,
a Mustang,
a Montego,
a Merc Montclair,
a Mark IV,
a meteor,
a Mercedes,
an MG,
or a Malibu,
a Mort Moriarty,
a Maserati,
a Mac truck,
a Mazda,
a new Monza,
or a moped,
a Winnebago--Hell, a herd of Winnebago's we're giving 'em away,
or how about a McCulloch chainsaw,
a Las Vegas wedding,
a Mexican divorce,
a solid gold Kama Sutra coffee pot,
or a baby's arm holding an apple.

Heh, Randy Mantooth...:rolleyes:

What Do You Want From Life?
 

Pie will do.

I can't have pie.:sniff:

Can you have shepherd’s pie? I love shepherds pie.

Yeah, no, that ain't pie.

That's beef stew.

And, no, I shouldn't have that either, cuz taters.

And peas.

And corn.

And cheese.

:(

There's a version without all that stuff. It's called cybill shepherd's pie. It might be stale though.

Shepherds eat beef? I thought they ate mutton, sometimes lamb, and occasionally Collie.

Most people called Shepherd are Millenials/Gen Z, and therefore eat quinoa and plant based protein topped with a Teff flour and flax milk mash.

Good grief, next you'll be telling me they sleep in beds at night. :eek:

Damn, sorry bro.

That's rough :( What is your allowed diet?

It's just your basic diabetic diet. Sugar is verboten, and as little carbs as you can manage.

Uncledigr summed it up best:

bollocks :(

One upshot; I can eat all the meat I want, because protein.

And then I can eat my sugar-free Jello instant chocolate pudding.

Y'know, as in "Hooow can you have any pudding, if you won't eat your meat?"[/PinkFloyd]

:D