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monster 12-18-2015 12:11 PM

Deep Dick Confessions
 
:eek:

Anyone?

#clonetroopers4eva

DanaC 12-19-2015 05:59 PM

There was this miner, called Richard...

monster 12-19-2015 06:07 PM

Did he have a long shaft to go up and down?

DanaC 12-19-2015 06:23 PM

that and a donkey... jacket

monster 12-19-2015 07:01 PM

oh I'm glad he had some protection. Did he have a hard helmet?

Gravdigr 12-21-2015 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 949054)
oh I'm glad he had some protection. Did he have a hard helmet?

No, but he has a hard head.

And is prone to motion sickness.

monster 12-21-2015 06:57 PM

You're familiar with the head of Dana's Dick?

Gravdigr 12-21-2015 10:41 PM

Didn't realize I was intruding.

I'll just take my dick and, uh...I'll just be over here...:rolleyes:

monster 12-22-2015 09:03 PM

Well who doesn't love an intruder?

xoxoxoBruce 12-22-2015 09:46 PM

The NRA.

monster 12-23-2015 04:23 PM

I've heard they are pretty quick to empty their load

Crimson Ghost 12-23-2015 05:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 949346)
Well who doesn't love an intruder?

Surprise buttsex.
The gift you never knew you wanted.

Gravdigr 12-24-2015 06:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by monster (Post 949346)
Well who doesn't love an intruder?

Nothing like an Intruder...<---Maybe Not From Work, or in front of Pastor Pete

xoxoxoBruce 12-24-2015 12:44 PM

Why, Pastor Pete owns the company. :lol:

Gravdigr 12-24-2015 01:49 PM

Because if I didn't put that warning there someone would decide to climb up my ass about it...


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