BanV BigV!
 

BecauseV.

BannedV


(rhymes with Banshee)

Apostro V.

Nice.

ServiceV

Get on your knees and hum-V

Born V, as V as the wind blows
As V as the grass grows
Born V to follow your heart

Live V and beauty surrounds you
The world still astounds you
Each time you look, I'm a star

Stay V, where no walls divide you
You're V as the roaring tide
So who'd want to hide?

Born V, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'Cause you're born V

(Stay V, though no walls could hold you)
You're V as the roaring tide
Grab a board, take a ride

Born V, and life is worth living
But only worth living
'Cause you're born V!

Heheh, that's Vunny...

V all that you can V...in the army!

V have ways of making you talk!

I've been to paradise, but I've never been to V

VBAC

Reminded me of History of the World Part 1.

The Vnemployment Office

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up philosopher. I coalesce the vapors of human experience into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bullshit* artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bullshit last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bullshit last week?
Comicus: Yes!

Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Gladiator : Gladiator.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you kill last week?
Gladiator : No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you try to kill last week?
Gladiator: Yeah.
Dole Office Clerk: Now, listen, this is your last week of unemployment insurance. Either you kill somebody next week or we're going to have to change your status, got it?

Memories
Of the way V were...

Thanks folks I won't be here all week(end). Try the veal.