Words that need to be taken out behind teh woodshed and shot in the face
 

Three-peat.

"to effect change"

What's wrong with that one Clod?

'Going forward'.

What is wrong with 'in (the) future'?

Because 'in the future' sets the action at a future point in time, while 'going forward' takes you from this time into the future. It's more like 'moving on' than 'in future' - or a combination of the two.

"from now on" would be comparable with only 3 syllables.

Because "affect" already means "to cause change." Effect is the noun, affect is the verb. To "effect change" is a shortening of "to put a change into effect" and it's unnecessary and stupid. AND "change" can already be used as a verb, by itself.

That's fair. But, I think 'effect change' has a different emphasis. It's more dynamic and rooted in the person acting. 'Affect' - that can be something that is unintentional - 'effect change' is the intentional bringing about of change.

duress

the quarterback was under duress.

No... he wasn't forced to sign something... he was under pressure.

The verbs film and tape (<--referring to audio and/or video tape).

Hey, that stings.

"Yeah. No."

English, motherfucker, do you speak it?

Then, bam, right in the face.

Youze guys wanna take the fun out of English.

Yeah, no I'm gonna keep saying that.

multiple
literally

both should be shot literally multiple times