Just glue your scraps together for a beautiful table.
Nice scraps required

Carved fireplace surround/mantle. I'll bet with a fire and a few candles or whale oil lamps for light, that sumbitch make some spooky shadows. :unsure:

If you want to graduate from carving wood to stone you can carve an Indian as big as a mountain, or fancy headstones for Russian gangsters, or something less ambitious like a bird.

Unique clock you can make, even cheat with doll or puppet hands.

No thalidomide jokes, please.

Of course not. After all, it's a *digital* clock.

Now this is a toilet, hand me a corn cob...

Wonder if it's called Hot Seat?

Heavy duty tables...

Pretty cool. What did those come out of? Not a Geo Prizm.

No idea, the crankshafts from a small 4 cylinder and the brake rotors from something yuge. :haha:

This will keep those poker players from flipping the table over...

Some clever designs...

Carving a guy who can't be president, look at those hands...

Build it then spend the rest of your life carving it.