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JBKlyde 11-02-2012 11:20 PM

Let's play What If!!
 
What if they had the internet in the 1st century church.. what would it be like?? what would people say?? and how would they say it??

ZenGum 11-02-2012 11:51 PM

First up, the Gospels as we know them would be completely different. There were scads of other documents which were excluded from the official version. Imagine the Wikigospels!

JBKlyde 11-03-2012 12:09 AM

yea that would be interesting..

DanaC 11-03-2012 04:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 837148)
First up, the Gospels as we know them would be completely different. There were scads of other documents which were excluded from the official version. Imagine the Wikigospels!

Which might mean that the near total erasure of women from the history of the early Christian movement wouldn't have happened.

Griff 11-03-2012 08:24 AM

Jesus' siblings would've started splinter groups, but the movement may have kept its core ideas. Mary would have been revered as a living breathing woman... what Dana said.

jimhelm 11-03-2012 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 837146)
What if they had the internet in the 1st century church.. what would it be like?? what would people say?? and how would they say it??

thou arst an fucktardeth

yea, I be not regretful o'er thoust digit

verily, might I haz yon cheeseburgureth?

thou cockest!

...and things of this nature.

Griff 11-03-2012 08:49 AM

What would first century Godwin's Law look like?

Lamplighter 11-03-2012 09:03 AM

Name the 12 Disciples, starting with...

Konrad Zeus
John Bachus
Steve Jobimus
Bill Gateus
Larry Pageum

Undertoad 11-03-2012 09:05 AM

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What would first century Godwin's Law look like?
As ye speake of Rome, thus ye wurd of argumente is lost.

sexobon 11-03-2012 02:21 PM

Some Judas would release the Jesus - Mary Magdalene sex videos.

DanaC 11-03-2012 02:26 PM

Sexobon ftw.

xoxoxoBruce 11-03-2012 05:19 PM

Holy Fuck! :eek:

Trilby 11-03-2012 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 837158)
Which might mean that the near total erasure of women from the history of the early Christian movement wouldn't have happened.

You mean it DIDN'T happen?

They erased us or made us into whores.

those crazy Christians! ha ha ha :right:

xoxoxoBruce 11-03-2012 08:24 PM

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or made us into whores.
Only if you took the money. :p:

JBKlyde 11-03-2012 08:46 PM

I think they would throw parties like this "love fest @ the way"


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