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Not sure if this qualifies for Rule 34, where if you can think of it, somebody had made pron of it.
I just stumbled across this thing called ASMR, where soft crinkly sounds are supposed to make you feel all tingly and relaxed. And there is a whole Youtube meme on this stuff. Videos with millions of views. Totally safe for work. Just turn up the sound, or better yet, wear headphones. Here's an example with over 2 million views. Do you feel it? Maybe you would prefer a dude? |
I've been watching those for a couple of years now. Mostly before I go to sleep, they can be very relaxing. I have a few favs. Its been a long while, but i used to be able to get that tingling/attention induced head orgasm feeling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVpfHgC3ye0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ32enNIr2c https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5IPcaDuJMps |
Those make me incredibly uncomfortable. I can't even listen to them. What's the opposite of ASMR? Maybe I need someone shouting in my ears to relax.
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This one has no talking.
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the popping and hissing and clicking of the dry mouth is horrible. I remember a description of an orator in ancient Greece as having a voice that sounded like that of a panther that had been lapping oil from a bowl. These were not that.
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I wanted to stab both those people in the face. I'm very sensitive to noises, and I'm getting worse. I can't stand people chewing, can't stand kissy smacky noises on the television, can't stand the neighbor's dog barking (that one is probably normal) and so many noises make me want to jump out of my skin or kill someone (by stabbing them in the face.)
I looked at this earlier and wondered if that sensitivity means I'm crazier than I thought. Well guess what? IT HAS A NAME AND EVERYTHING!!!!! http://www.webmd.com/mental-health/what-is-misophonia Might be hereditary: dad couldn't stand when I ate celery at the dinner table. One time he stabbed me in the face. (Not really) |
Also. Eyebrows.
Stupid eyebrows are stupid. |
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Stabbed you in your stupid eyebrows?
I think some eyebrows are totally hot, like Clara Oswald's or Anne Hathaway's |
Some eyebrows are nice. Caterpillars on purpose or those put on with a stencil...not so much. I don't care for things that are Fakey McFake.
The lady in the first annoying video has fine eyebrows. Not huge, not stenciled, not over-plucked. The man's eyebrows make me want to...(you know the rest.) |
I don't like mouth noises either. My ex has a little chin, and so a small mouth, and he would almost always eat with his mouth open, especially when we were watching TV. People hate hate hate hate being told they making too many noises when they eat.
But I love whispers. Especially when they have an accent. |
On Thursday night, I spent two hours in my buddy's studio, recording two pages of material into a $500 microphone.
(So I could be our company's phone system recording voice. "For sales, press one." My position is, I'm not brilliant at it, this v/o work, but sometimes an 8 out of 10 will do.) Well now I have heard every little noise that my mouth can make that is not a word, as my buddy carefully cut out whatever input my cheeks, sinuses, etc. wanted on that recording... |
Don't be sad, 8 out of 10 ain't bad.[/MeatLoaf]
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My friend the tax guy and accountant says nobody wants 100%. At most they want 80% and if you give them 80% they'll think it's 100%. If you give them 70% they'll think it's 80 or 90%.
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