September 26th, 2016: Painful Erection Spider
 

The Brazilian Wandering Spider is one of the most venomous spiders in the world, although there is an effective antivenom available. But while you're waiting for that antivenom, you might suffer a stubborn and painful erection if you are unlucky enough to be male :( And one UK family reportedly just found one in their bananas :eek:

BBC story

oops forgot to add year to title, sorry -Mods, cannest thous make it fix-ed? tia

AKA the Brazilian Wanking spider.

Where can I find one?

Brazil?

that's nuts

A lot of nuts?

That spider's face looks like a nutsack.

Of a dog that sat on a hot beach maybe.

Who knows? Maybe Mr.CF is into rough trade.

Nah, he's just been eatin' a hotdog...



...WITH KETCHUP ON IT!!!!

I told my Doctor about this today, He laughed.

Don't tell the Chinese...it will crash the bear gall bladder and other Icky Things in their tea markets.

But then it would be a Painful Election
Spider and might help us in November

:bolt:

See your doctor if painful election lasts more than four years.