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xoxoxoBruce 10-20-2016 12:29 PM

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but that kid is going to school on Monday, for sure... goddamnit
:lol2:

Clodfobble 10-20-2016 12:34 PM

Darn right, I've got bon-bons to eat and soap operas to watch!

Gravdigr 10-20-2016 12:58 PM

Glad to hear everyone made it through the butcher's shop with no difficulties.

xoxoxoBruce 10-20-2016 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Clodfobble (Post 971629)
Darn right, I've got bon-bons to eat and soap operas to watch!

My hairdresser who finally got both her boys in school, told me today she having another boy. I told her your story and response to my remark. She laughed for 5 minutes.

lumberjim 10-21-2016 12:10 AM

I haven't actually heard from tarheel yet. His GS said he had left his phone at home, so I'm wondering if they kept him another day. Too late at night to be texting him now, so I'll try to get him in the morning.

lumberjim 10-21-2016 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 971660)
My hairdresser who finally got both her boys in school, told me today she having another boy. I told her your story and response to my remark. She laughed for 5 minutes.

Your hairdresser? Hairdresser? What is this I don't even

Griff 10-21-2016 06:05 AM

Some Millennial thing no doubt.

xoxoxoBruce 10-21-2016 08:04 AM

She's the only one who can cut my beard properly. She had her own little barbershop near me years ago and I've followed her to several shops since. But technically she's a hairdresser, the difference being not being able to legally shave with a razor. Since I'm a strong supporter of equal opportunity for women I'm willing to overlook she has great cleavage.

lumberjim 10-21-2016 11:03 AM

Great cleavage goes a long way. I have to do my own beard. And I have to be just the right amount of drunk to do it. I did it weds night, and it's looking nice right now. 3 weeks into the winter beard. Transition from goatee completed. New haircut too. I'm dead sexy.

Tarheel is ok, too. He's still in the hospital, but he's doing fine. He'll have to go back in to do the other side soon, but he gets out once his lungs clear up. Quit smoking.

Gravdigr 10-21-2016 11:36 AM

One of Momdigr's friends used to cut my hair when I was a teen. Brushed those big, lovely boobs up against me over and over and over...:rolleyes:

I wonder if she has any idea how that affected me? I bet she did/does. If she did, she never said anything when she pulled the sheet off, sproingoing.

Good times, man, good times.:cool:

lumberjim 10-21-2016 01:13 PM

I had a dental hygienist that gave me localized high blood pressure like that.

glatt 10-21-2016 02:03 PM

They have to know. How can they not?

lumberjim 10-21-2016 02:12 PM

She totally knew. This was when I was 20 and very fit. I could have hit it easily, but I was just starting dating jinx. She still appeared in the crank bank frequently. buxom blonde, older by 10 years or so... oops, I got wood.

captainhook455 10-21-2016 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 971535)
Heard from tarheel just now. He's good.

The girl?

Yes, I am good. Very good.
I am still in the hospital waiting to breathe better. They won't let me go until then. Doc cleared my right artery in my neck and soon he will do the left. LJ is a depraved individual. Don't ya just luv him.

tarheel

captainhook455 10-21-2016 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 971572)
You're a good mom.

So are you. Ha ha ha. Still have that cat? Bwaha ha ha!

tarheel


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