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JBKlyde 04-22-2012 03:43 PM

Batting CleanUP!!
 
20 hamburgers says I get tagged out at 3rd.

and the punch line IS.....

C it's Not funny.

Did we forget about the "ham burglar"

JBKlyde 04-22-2012 06:43 PM

And you wanna hear something I THINK is really cool.. when I played base ball as a kid I never got a hit but when I play softball for this church team called 'the saints' I used to get a shot right up short stop every time..

JBKlyde 04-24-2012 05:32 PM

The Blood of Jesus 'Wind Shield Wiper'

On my fore head is a wind shield wiper,
Kind of like what you'd call for a baby a diaper,
It wipes away all the dirt that's on my mind,
It takes my insanity and makes me clean and fine,
Oh Yes the Blood of Jesus makes me shine,
I do believe I should act a little more kind,
Please don't cast me out to the drop of a dime,
The facts are clear and I know I'm wretched,
So spell it out and I'll go fetch it...

y-f-t-p

classicman 04-24-2012 08:34 PM

s-t-f-u

Sundae 04-25-2012 08:40 AM

No, JBK - I don't want to hear anything from you.

DanaC 04-25-2012 09:04 AM

*snort*

'spalm'

JBKlyde 04-25-2012 01:26 PM

Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.

infinite monkey 04-25-2012 01:30 PM

JBK, stop it.

I've been on your side. I felt that you had more to offer than fire and brimstone. I cannot condone what you said. But it could have been OK, a learning moment for you as you try to become more social again (as you've said) and you're making it worse.

So stop, OK? You were wrong.

JBKlyde 04-25-2012 01:49 PM

OK but only because YOU said so...

Flint 04-25-2012 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JBKlyde (Post 808483)
Point Being.. I'm nowhere close to "going postal".. and I have more important things to do then to try and gain acceptance from a bunch of 'hell bound' freaks... except maybe convert them to Christianity.

Let me get this straight. You're better than us because we've called attention to hateful things you've posted--and therefore we're all going to hell? How crazy/stupid do you have to be in order for that to make sense? Are you playing a character--trolling this board...??? You can't be real.

JBKlyde 04-25-2012 04:55 PM

I'm not saying I better than anyone just 'pushing the limits' just to see what I can learn most of the research I've done on the net I can apply to my daily life and I am a student of life so why do you care?? Or do you??

JBKlyde 04-25-2012 05:00 PM

oops doublepost

Flint 04-25-2012 11:08 PM

So did you learn anything? I see no evidence of that, and I don't believe that you have any interest in doing that. I call bullshit. I don't even think you believe what you just posted. You posted something that you thought would sound good, something you thought people would like. Quit being such a liar about everything. You won't make any progress based on dishonesty.

"I am a student of life" ... bullshit

Trilby 04-26-2012 07:48 AM

"Yeah I went to a University.....the one called Life! Ever hear
of it?"

DanaC 04-26-2012 07:49 AM

I flunked out of the University of Life.


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