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Undertoad 01-27-2018 10:46 AM

Apocalypse never
 
A helpful reminder, in the horrible clickbait culture that wants to scare the shit out of you in order to get your attention for three minutes:

Human predictions of the apocalypse: 1,000,000,000s

Number of times it came true: 0

Predicting the end times: it's merely our programming. It's what we do. It's what we pay attention to. There is nothing different about modern predictions. This is simply human nature at work.

If you think your prediction is somehow different, please reference the table above. You're not special, and you and your human sources of information are definitely not immune to this. It's part of our DNA.

DanaC 01-27-2018 11:21 AM

Meh. The only difference between us and all the other creatures that have faced extinction is we are looking for it.

May I remind you of that time oxygen almost killed everything...


sexobon 01-27-2018 12:52 PM

So, oxygen was the first lethal pooticle.

Happy Monkey 01-27-2018 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1002953)
If you think your prediction is somehow different, please reference the table above.

Note that the only predictions for which that table is applicable are those which predict the elimination of all humans.

Undertoad 01-27-2018 04:31 PM

If you quibble, you think your prediction is different! :D But it's not. Enjoy.

Gravdigr 01-27-2018 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 1002954)
May I remind you of that time oxygen almost killed everything...

Man, I hate when that happens.

xoxoxoBruce 01-27-2018 05:27 PM

If you don't know when it's coming you must worry every day.

Glinda 01-27-2018 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by sexobon (Post 1002957)
So, oxygen was the first lethal pooticle.

:thumbsup:

Happy Monkey 01-28-2018 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 1002970)
If you quibble, you think your prediction is different! :D But it's not. Enjoy.

I'm not predicting; I'm just saying that it relies solely on the fact that humans still exist. There have been many predictions of disasters which came true, but didn't extinct the species, and there have been many species extincted, who probably didn't predict it.

All it says is that nobody who predicted the extinction of humanity was right, which is pretty much a tautology, if claimed by a human.

Undertoad 01-28-2018 01:56 PM

:| It is a statement about human behavior, not actually a logic or math problem to be solved.

xoxoxoBruce 01-28-2018 02:34 PM

If the scientists are right about the history of the earth, then logic tells us the future will hold more cataclysmic events that could very well wipe us out. However predicting them is a whole different matter so for now, "the end is nigh", remains wishful thinking.

sexobon 01-28-2018 02:49 PM

I know exactly where I want to be when the world comes to an end and I know precisely when that will be; but, I'm not telling anyone 'cause they might take my spot.

xoxoxoBruce 01-28-2018 02:52 PM

So when it happens you'll be spot on?

sexobon 01-28-2018 02:57 PM

It'll be a one party win-lose situation.

Undertoad 01-28-2018 03:19 PM

Where would the safest place be, for, say, an asteroid strike? Tall mountain? What's the expectation?


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