Life is like a...
 

...over ripe tomato - it looks a bit dodgy, but it's juicy and sweet once you get stuck into it.

bocks of cockolatts

I think that one's already spoken for.

You're supposed to put your own thoughts...if you'd like.

life is like a shut the fuck up and let me be me!






and tits

pile of shit - sometimes you just have to wade through it.

life is like a dream. if you would come with me up to paradise up above. shaboom

Life is like a red bean taco...*drools*..sorry....can't complete that thought, I just want one of Jinxi's tacos...

Life is like those gourmet sausages in the back of the fridge.
By the time you decide you have a special enough occasion, they are rancid and dangerous.

Life is like your grandfather's cellar. Lots of dangerous, dirty stuff with spider webs, exciting to explore, but also loads of interesting gadgets and treasures.

Life is like a long, strange trip.




To a grave.

Life is like the insecticide/fertilizer locker in Grandpa's shed. It smells so good, but everything in there will kill the hell right out of ya.

Life is like...a chocolate-coated meth infused cigarette that you just can't stop toking.


(thanks to S. Colbert)

Life is like a Simile

Jim ftw

a smilie???