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lumberjim 11-03-2014 04:59 PM

I hope you step on a Lego
 
poke your self in the eye while driving


have an itchy asshole all afternoon


drop an ice cube, and be unable to pick it up. then when you finally do, bang your head on the ope freezer door as you stand up

lumberjim 11-03-2014 05:01 PM

Not you

lumberjim 11-03-2014 05:01 PM

just kidding

Undertoad 11-03-2014 05:14 PM

I hope you get one of those weird itchy spots on your arm!

classicman 11-03-2014 05:27 PM

I hope you stub you little toe.

classicman 11-03-2014 05:27 PM

I hope you bang your shin on the bedframe.

sexobon 11-03-2014 06:25 PM

I hope you feel like you have to sneeze but can't.

Clodfobble 11-03-2014 06:25 PM

I hope your eyelid twitches all afternoon.

footfootfoot 11-03-2014 06:32 PM

I hope you put too much faith in a fart after taco Tuesday.

orthodoc 11-03-2014 07:19 PM

I hope the entire staff orders lunch (delivered) and doesn't pass the menu to you.

lumberjim 11-03-2014 07:59 PM

I hope you get a blood blister from those pliers

monster 11-03-2014 08:30 PM

I hope your knicker elastic fails.

I hope you get there just in the nick of time -after all that dodging and weaving in traffic ....to find your appointment is cancelled.

I hope the arch of your foot itches in church.

I hope you lose count when employing the five--second-rule

Aliantha 11-04-2014 02:59 AM

I hope you drop the roll off the top of your food pile while holding your plate and a glass...and you're a long way from a table.

Aliantha 11-04-2014 03:00 AM

I hope your cake sinks after you think it's going to be fine.

Aliantha 11-04-2014 03:00 AM

I hope your funny bone bangs the corner of the wall and no one cares.


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