For some reason, that pic reminds me of an old Jerry Clower story involving lizard boots.

A woman screamed "Those boots are lizard boots!"

"Yes ma'am, they are."

"Some poor lizard had to die so you could have a pair of lizard boots!"

"No ma'am, a Greyhound bus run over this lizard..."

...

"No ma'am. This cow was killed by a freight train hauling sheet rock to Wichita.":lol2:

Attachment 63566

Female urinals.

"What all the models used today have in common is that they are used backwards in a light half-squat, the so-called "skier's posture".

#retrogiminent

Thanks Grav!

Do you know how hard it is to work that into polite conversation?

Psst... retromingent.

You are right, but you don't have to be pissy about it...

Of course I'm right... because I didn't know what the hell it was so I Googled it. But when I asked they slapped me, called me an ignoramus, and said bad things about my Mama. They did give me the proper spelling however.

I knew a chick who had one of them retromingents.

It was like the 70s all over again.:headshake

:LOL:

My son on a band trip with his band buddies shortly after checking into a hotel at Myrtle Beach.
https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/201...f2f2e63c31.jpg

Sweden leaves the dark side...

Always look on the bright side of life...

He looks less like a human every time I see him.

Pi!