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monster 02-25-2012 02:30 PM
The little buggers were at the swim meet last weekend and are now here at the Hockey rink DO NOT WANT!

footfootfoot 02-25-2012 04:36 PM
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Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 797758)
i got sniped today! there was no way to avoid it!! they had the entrances and exits totally covered with at least 4 on each side!! i avoided their assault on the way in but on the way out i not only got hit from the left, i got caught up in a nasty crossfire from the right!! yes. i bought girl scout cookies at kroger today.
Dude, I thought you liked lesbians. If you don't support girl scouts where will tomorrow's lesbians come from?

ZenGum 02-25-2012 05:47 PM
Girl scouts.

They know where you live.

They know how to make fire.


Buy the damn cookies.

plthijinx 02-25-2012 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 797774)
Dude, I thought you liked lesbians. If you don't support girl scouts where will tomorrow's lesbians come from?
true true. but i like the str8 ones too!

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Originally Posted by zengum
Girl scouts.

They know where you live.

They know how to make fire.


Buy the damn cookies.
oh lawd! i may not sleep tonight!

plthijinx 02-25-2012 06:08 PM
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Originally Posted by monster (Post 797759)
The little buggers were at the swim meet last weekend and are now here at the Hockey rink DO NOT WANT!
give in. i am your father luke!

monster 02-25-2012 10:27 PM
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Originally Posted by plthijinx (Post 797796)
give in. i am your father luke!
my father was called fred.....

Sundae 02-26-2012 02:33 AM
Right.

ZenGum 02-26-2012 05:45 AM
That's what he said.

Trilby 02-26-2012 06:47 AM
Ga-roan.

(Tho actually I thought it was v. Cute)

plthijinx 02-27-2012 06:56 PM
right said fred

ZenGum 02-27-2012 07:18 PM
The nun fainted.

footfootfoot 02-27-2012 09:09 PM
Laughter on five...four... three... ... ...

Lamplighter 02-28-2012 11:13 AM
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Sarah Palin can't catch a break anymore
... anything happening Wasila comes back to her.

death+taxes
Liza Eckert
2/28/12

Sarah Palin’s hometown is no fan of vaginas

Attachment 37568

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The local high school in Wasilla commissioned a statue that was supposed to represent the school’s mascot,
the Warriors, with a shield surrounded by feathers, and a hand print to symbolize good deeds.
But this is a high school, full of teenagers, so the vagina jokes started almost immediately.

Three days after it was erected, the school covered it in a tarp, ostensibly to protect it from vandalism.
But fortunately they reconsidered and removed the covering.

The artists, Jim Dault and Shala Dobson, held workshops at the school to explain the meaning
behind the piece to students, who will probably continue to make vagina jokes anyway.

footfootfoot 02-28-2012 11:34 AM
It looks more like someone shoved a giant Titleist in there and left a hand print.

classicman 02-28-2012 11:41 AM
^^^WHS^^^


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