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Elspode 01-19-2010 05:30 PM
A whole new spin on "praise God and pass the ammunition". Makes me want to get a gubmint sight contract and inscribe a pentagram somewhere. I mean, fair's fair, right?

squirell nutkin 01-19-2010 10:54 PM
How about a reference to...what was that thing in the bible about thou shalt not... what was it? Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...

ZenGum 01-20-2010 06:29 AM
The Sepoy Revolt, which started the Indian Rebellion, was precipitated by issue that the cartridges for the rifles were greased in animal fat made from pigs and cows. The soldiers had to bite the cartridges to release the powder, and this would defile the Muslims and case the Hindus to break caste rules. Troubles followed because of - presumably accidental - stupidity.

Today, the rifles issued to Iraqi and Afghan soldiers have Bible citations slipped in. What could possibly go wrong?

skysidhe 01-20-2010 07:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 628287)
A whole new spin on "praise God and pass the ammunition". Makes me want to get a gubmint sight contract and inscribe a pentagram somewhere. I mean, fair's fair, right?
More fair if you were to fashion them as ninja weapon stars and hurl them at people.

TheMercenary 01-20-2010 09:31 AM
UK Olympian Suffers Major Wardrobe Malfunction on Bobsled Track

http://www.breitbart.tv/uk-olympian-...bobsled-track/

jinx 01-20-2010 09:46 AM
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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 628393)
How about a reference to...what was that thing in the bible about thou shalt not... what was it? Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...
Bust a cap?

Scriveyn 01-20-2010 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by squirell nutkin (Post 628393)
How about a reference to...what was that thing in the bible about thou shalt not... what was it? Damn, it's on the tip of my tongue...
"Kill not, abet not those who kill. - Thou shalt not pay thy butcher's bill."

(Ambrose Bierce)

squirell nutkin 01-20-2010 12:35 PM
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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 628473)
Bust a cap?
I know the thing you speak of exact!

IT was from this same book:

Big Daddy's Rap

Yo, Big Daddy upstairs,

You be chillin

So be yo hood

You be sayin' it, I be doin' it

In this here hood and yo's

Gimme some eats

And cut me some slack, Blood

So's I be doin' it to dem dat diss me

Don' be pushin' me into no jive

And keep dem crips away

'Cause you always be da man,

Straight up

Happy Monkey 01-20-2010 02:24 PM
A new basketball league is forming!

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Only players that are natural born United States citizens...
OK. Rah rah USA I suppose...
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... with both parents of Caucasian race are eligible to play in the league.
...whoops!

capnhowdy 01-20-2010 07:27 PM
voted.....you da man!

Happy Monkey 01-20-2010 08:00 PM
Thanks!

classicman 01-22-2010 12:45 PM
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Intelligent Design: As with all copulating species, female Muscovy ducks battle male Muscovy ducks over which controls fertilization. Patricia Brennan of Yale, writing in a recent Proceedings of the Royal Society B: Biological Sciences, found that the female Muscovy avoids forced sex by having evolved a clockwise-spiraled corkscrew vagina that foils male intruders (but relaxing it for preferred mates, so that they don't get stuck in vaginal "cul-de-sacs"). Brennan's team worked with high-speed video and mock-up glass tubing of the respective organs. [LiveScience.com, 12-23-09]

Spexxvet 01-22-2010 12:54 PM
It has been reported that male Muscovy ducks have developed a counter clockwise-spiraled corkscrew vagina. All female Muscovy ducks have been warned! :D

Clodfobble 01-23-2010 10:05 AM
Back in 1988, a girl with no vagina got pregnant after first having oral sex, then getting stabbed in the stomach in a knife fight. Honest-to-god case study from the NIH. There are too many good parts to quote, you just have to read the whole thing.

xoxoxoBruce 01-23-2010 01:37 PM
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Mafeteng Districts Hospital, Lesotho
I wonder if she had been circumcised mutilated?


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