Let's pretend we're married and
go
all
night!

Worst/greatest pickup line ever.

"Nice shoes.....wanna fuck?"

I know someone that used that, he did not get laid that night.

Did he get a compensatory flash instead?

Nope, nothing.

He is kind of a tool anyways so I didn't really feel bad for him.

I HATE MY JOB. MY OTHERWISE WONDERFUL BOSS HAS BECOME A MICRO-MANAGING PAIN IN MY ASS. THE BOARD SHOT DOWN OUR REQUEST FOR ANOTHER STAFF PERSON, WHICH WE ASKED FOR BECAUSE OUR WORKLOADS HAVE INCREASED AT LEAST 4 FOLD SINCE I'VE BEEN HERE (5 years.)

SNARL, GRUMP, SNAP...

:(

Got a call from my wife a few minutes ago. She had been able to secure some ammonia from the grocery store, and has doused two rags thoroughly with the foul stuff and shoved them into the base of our chimney where the furnace hooks into it. Hopefully that will drive our resident raccoon away. She's also called a chimney sweep to install a chimney cap later in the week. If the raccoon isn't gone by then, the chimney $weep can remove it for a $mall fee.


Moral of the story? You may be able to get away without a chimney cap for many many years, but eventually the lack of a cap will be a bigger problem than if you had just put one on in the first place.

Blackberry server down.

Hair on fire.

More updates as events unfold.

How big is your chimney's opening? Mine is like, two little cylinders less than a foot radius. A racoon got in there? Dangggg.

I didn't measure it, but it looks about 8 inches square from the ground.

Sigh, doesn't everything? :rolleyes:

My mom used to use ammonia, to strip the wax on the floor. One time I told her I couldn't go to school, cuz I had pneumonia. She asked me how I knew, and I said because I could small ammonia. I was so gosh darned cute.

Ammonia smells bad. Really bad. I lost my sense of smell because of it.

Yellowish crud in sinus disturbed digestive tract not sleeping driving driving driving no exercise bad food make Homer grumpy

Morons I work with apparently mix ammonia and bleach...no wonder they're brain dead.

I'm trying... I'm really trying hard. It's soooo difficult. :mecry: