June 8th, 2019: New Planet
 

The NKSA* announced they’ve discovered a planet previously unknown to Earthlings. It’s remarkably like the Earth except the
inhabitants develop the opposite of humans. Humans are born complete and grow in size with some features developing later.
They start out as skeletons with organs and systems developing over time. In the end we are much alike except the inhabitants
are all named Frank, and are skinless on the planet Oscar Mayer.

*North Korean Space Agency

Not terribly unlike humans some like navel gazing, circulation development and meeting aliens.

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The Franks enjoy sports to help them develop the muscles and organs.

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Only the Franks who haven’t grown a brain yet run track, and the ones with a brain buy sturdy phones as without skin they get dropped a lot.

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They also enjoy dancing with newbies and aliens, sometimes using a... uh... posture pole.

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There's an idea!
A Presidential Posture Pole.
300 million of them from each of us or one big one from all of us

A world without skin flicks.