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Flint 04-30-2008 10:22 PM

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
 
Ever had a cystoscopy? I don't recommend it. If you don't know what a cystoscopy is, just back away slowly and forget that you read this.

Cloud 04-30-2008 10:28 PM

can the title be edited, pretty please? it skews the screen so it doesn't all fit in.

and, no, I've never had a cytowhatsit. ;)

classicman 04-30-2008 10:30 PM

Cystoscopy is a test that allows your doctor to look at the interior lining of the bladder and the urethra.

Still not sure, but it sounds painful! Sorry.

LabRat 05-01-2008 09:28 AM

Why would one have such a procedure? I mean, it doesn't sound like something that is a first line of investigation for a particular symptom. . .

Cicero 05-01-2008 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 449991)
can the title be edited, pretty please? it skews the screen so it doesn't all fit in.

and, no, I've never had a cytowhatsit. ;)


(expand your window)
lol!!

BigV 05-01-2008 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint (Post 449986)
Ever had a cystoscopy? I don't recommend it. If you don't know what a cystoscopy is, just back away slowly and forget that you read this.

HIPAA isn't just a good idea, it's the law. Now you have to bleach your eyeballs, shame on you.

Shawnee123 05-01-2008 09:44 AM

I'm backing away slowly, and am happy, just for this small moment, that I am not Flint. ;)

Trilby 05-01-2008 10:12 AM

Had one.

it Sucked.

TheMercenary 05-01-2008 10:12 AM

http://www.webmd.com/a-to-z-guides/cystoscopy-16692

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cystoscopy

Flint 05-01-2008 10:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 450133)
Had one.

it Sucked.

WTF?! You don't even have a PROSTATE ... that's the worst part!

Trilby 05-01-2008 11:57 AM

oh, fling, or flint...whatever your name is.

Women can have them as well as men. Women have bladders; it's just the journey to get there is faster for women than for (most) men.

They were checking my bladder wall for CA. A cystoscopy is like any 'scope: colonoscopy, bronchoscopy, endoscopy...

Flint 05-01-2008 12:10 PM

One specific thought I've been having is that I like a total wimp for complaining about this,
when Brianna and others here have been going through chemo and all sort sof other "fun stuff" ...
Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna (Post 450167)
They were checking my bladder wall for CA.

Brianna, did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everythig I wish I could be. And I can fly higher than an eagle, when you are the wind beneath my wings.

Trilby 05-01-2008 01:03 PM

I know, Flint. I know.













;)



Actually, that adage applies to everybody. I just returned from my eye doctor...his assistant was telling me her mother is dealing with colon cancer. They cut a hole in her so big that now she has NO control over her bowels. I asked if the large Depends work and the assist. said, "well, they get some of it....but, not all. My mother won't leave the house now; she's too embarrassed," and I felt like a complete ass for bitching about my situation. All I have to do is wear a wig when I go out---not wonder if my gut is going to slide down my legs...poor woman. I said a prayer for her then and there.

Cicero 05-01-2008 02:39 PM

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Hey I just looked it up! I love procedural illustrations. This is what I found out:
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Ow. That sucks Flint. I've heard that this is very painful. Esp. for men because...well...*shiver*

Sundae 05-01-2008 04:42 PM

Oh dear Flint
I assume they stuck a needle up your Japs eye?

If it's any comfort, we women have to have a smear every three years, which is also uncomfortable, and if the nurse is rough it can be downright painful.

I had a nasty one once when I was off to see a new paramour. Left blood spots in my nice new lacy knickers. She's still on my hit list.


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