Tasteless Jokes
 

:) One long joke per post, or multiple short ones...

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"

His father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell your father."

Unfortunately, all (or at least a majority) of the tasteless jokes are extremely offensive.

People don't need to read 'em if they don't want to be offended.

Post away.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

What did the deaf, dumb, and blind kid get for Christmas?

2nd one - YOUR BIKE!

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If you see a black man riding south on a bike, take the bike. It's probably yours.

If you see a black man riding north on a bike, take the black man. He's probably yours.

What do you do when you wake up in the middle of the night to see your television set floating in mid air?

Say, "drop it, negro."

I'm not racist, but I sure hear my fair share of racist jokes.

How does every racist joke begin/end?

"I'm not racist, but..."

Q: How do you keep a dog from humping your leg?

A: Suck its dick.

Q: How do you stop a gang rape?
A: Throw in a basketball.

Q: How do you start a Jewish parade?
A: Roll a penny down the street.

Q: How do you confuse a Polock?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in a corner.

Q: How can you tell if your roommate's gay?

A: His dick tastes like shit.

Another take on Kutz's joke:

Q: What do you do when you see a bike riding itself?
A: Yell "Smile, nigger!"

Q: What's red and has seven dents in it?
A: Snow White's cherry

Q: What's green and smells like pork?
A: Kermit the Frog's finger

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

My bike.

Leukemia.

Why was Helen Keller such a bad driver?

'cause she was a WOMAN!

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her when she was bad?

They re-arranged her bedroom.

How do you fit four gay guys on one bar stool?

Turn it over.

What's the most common pick-up line in a gay bar?