The Cellar: The old stain on the information superhighway.

The Cellar: You, only better naked.

The Cellar: Already ate a bag of dicks. kthx.

The Cellar: Knows what to do with shop vac's.

The Cellar: What's a douche like you doing in a nice place like this?

The Cellar: Scratches and sniffs.

The Cellar: Knows better than that.

The Cellar: Wants to sit on your cabinet.

The Cellar: Lukewarm on tyranny removal

From here

For Bullitt
 

The Cellar: It's a black fly in your Chardonnay

The Cellar: It's a death row pardon two minutes too late

The Cellar: It's like rain on your wedding day

The Cellar: It's a free ride when you've already paid

The Cellar: It's the good advice that you just didn't take

The Cellar: A traffic jam when you're already late

The Cellar: A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break

The Cellar: It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife

The Cellar: It's meeting the man of your dreams. And then meeting his beautiful wife

The Cellar: Isn't it ironic... don't you think?

The Cellar: All for the love of a candy bar

The Cellar: A house of under the weather repute

The Cellar: Our board is red hot, your board is diddly squat

The Cellar: Getting more with a kind word and a gun

You made me think of this, els:

The Cellar: We got spirit yes we do. We got spirit HOW 'BOUT YOU?

I like it. Reminds me of pretending that you could see the cheerleaders' panties during the high lifts.

The Cellar: the bottom-feeder of The Free World

You've been here all along. See for yourself.

The Cellar: laying down the whine in 2009

The Cellar: Ever tried? Ever failed? No matter. Try again. Fail again. Fail better.

The Cellar: Home Of "Big Daddy's Patented Two Ball Belly Butter"

The Cellar: You have to let your body sleep to let your soul live on.

The Cellar: Delete "win32" folder and reboot. Your computer will be virus free and fast. Try it.

The Cellar: Always remember, your little princess is my little whore.

The Cellar: Well, that's another resolution you just broke!

The Cellar: You're about to get a barrage of fucking shots fired calls

The Cellar: We are the future of this great planet.
The Cellar: Got love and now can travel.

The Cellar: Got car and now can have gurl in back seat.

The Cellar: Power of the People