The Cellar: You can choose your family. Can we borrow your credit card?

The Cellar: We're turning thirty; so, trust us while you still can
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The Cellar: Whilst others go viral, we're more yeast infection meets herpes

The Cellar: Travelling at the speed of fright

The Cellar: We've no more dignity than a blue-assed baboon.

ha!

The Cellar: Thank you for visiting us here at the home

The Cellar: Fixing Bad

The Cellar: Has requested a commutation of this sentence

The Cellar: Covid 19 ready

The Cellar: we gave you up for Lent

The Cellar: Who was that masked monkey? Oh, that was The Cellar Simian with his trusty typewriter... Hi-Yo, Corona! Away!

I believe that the typewriter is a Royal.

Heey! Lookit our fargon, secret typewriter enthusiast. Respect.

Hanks posted from his quarantine in Australia and it turned out he had brought a Corona typewriter on his trip.

Maybe The Cellar typewriter self-identifies as a Corona and The Cellar Simian accepts it as that.

(grasping at straws)