or possibly...

Irritating everyone except the intolerably welcoming since 1990.

or Madison ave style...

Its Cellarific.

an enviroment relatively nerd/porn/moron free

Vintery, mintery, cutery, corn,
Apple seed and apple thorn;
Wire, briar, limber lock,
Three geese in a flock.
One flew east,
And one flew west,
And one flew over the cuckoo's nest.

;)

The dot org bubble line is a bit tired ... IMHO.
 

Dr. Evil voice Welcome to my underground lair.

The Cellar: Assholes with Computers

(I still like the "dot-org bubble")

You have a way with words Dave. :)

     A suggestion in Dave's honor:
Newbie's make great targets!

Now you're making me forget whether I actually USED "dot-org bubble". I thought I did, did I?

     Yeah, it was used.

And it was THE GREATEST TAGLINE IN CELLAR HISTORY!

Did you come up with that or what? It was beautiful.

Thanks man.

The Cellar: we've upped our standards, so up yours.

That's awesome. OK the real reason why I haven't updated the current tag line is that after upgrading web software and not upgrading the forum software, a small piece of the administrative system *broke*. I've been too lazy to fix it. I will get around to it tonight though. I'm certain.