Life's hard. It helps if ya can look forward to something.:D

Be a swinger.

I want the one on top.

Wonder how hard it was to get those ropes equal?

I'm sure, once you know how, it's a piece o' cake, but I'd go insane(r).

Who says they are equal? The triangles can be any size as long as they are tied off equally at the ceiling.

If the triangles aren't the same or at least isosceles, you'll have one slack corner unless you move the ceiling attachment. Moving that would make it swing crooked.

This is Patrick Stewart.

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He is 75 years old.

That's from his vacation on Risa.

I like a woman who knows how to drink.

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Color me impressed.

Wet from the rain I guess, but smooth as a baby's ass nonetheless

You're right, definitely wet to show how smooth it is, I think he probably wet it with a bucket if it wasn't raining.

I have a piece of Black Walnut about 4ft long, 28/9 inches wide and 3 inches thick. I'd cut it out with a chainsaw, and looked for a planer to smooth it out, but the only outfit in the area with a planer over 24 inches wide wouldn't do it. He said he'd just spent $175 having the blades sharpened, and didn't want to chance hitting a bullet or nail.
I set it up on the picnic table with a 20 inch box fan the blow the dust away and smoothed it with a body grinder and sanders. I coughed for 6 weeks after that. So 20 years later, I still haven't used it. :smack:

Your plank would make a nice coffee table, Bruce. Or a bench.

Yes, it very heavy and would be stable. My head came up with a number of possibilities, some I discarded as not worthy of the tree, and none got my lazy ass in motion. :haha:

Beautiful wood. I have a piece I got from scrap at the marina a few years back. Its about 4'x8"x2" and another that was the same size but partially cut. Dunno what to do with them. The bench idea is interesting.