Fuck this goddam thread

There's an echo in here.

There's an echo in here.

echo in here - in here - here. . .

Hear?

hear................................meat

meet?

no meat

:spam1:

this is an unkillable thread

ORLY?
 

Oh, it's killable alright. One just needs to hire a hit man (moderator) who accepts contributions to the Cellar for the privilege of being the last person to kill [last post, thread locked] this thread. Since this thread is naturally occurring and not contrived for that purpose, I see no impropriety in this approach to finagling ones way into being the last person to kill it. If the community isn't ready for this thread to die, there won't be an acceptable offer. I'll start the bidding at:

US $5 contribution to be the last one to kill this thread.

There's a first time for everything and it's for a good cause.

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

You have reached 1-800-thrdkil.

All our operators are busy killing other threads. Your call is important to us. Please stay on the line and the next available thread killer will be with you as soon as possible.

Merely unlikeable.

We often don't believe what we don't like

This thread!
It isn't dead!