no one wants to mention her?

Margaret Thatcher?

The Mary Chi Co.?

He said it Once , if some body says it 2 more times she MAY reapear !!??!!

He already brought Drax back from the undead..... surely that's enough damage for one day?

But did you know what the 42 meant anyway?

ummmm is it IQ?

Yes I know what 42 meant, and I'm pretty sure you knew the answer to that anyway.

I'm just a bit tired of the witch hunt. That's all. Can Drax not post one single thing around here without being castigated by someone for it?

No... section XXII, paragraphs 5 through 11, of the castigators handbook, makes that clear.

Gee Bruce, you sound like one of those big ugly things that wanders around doing pretty much nothing all day. What're they called? Gorgons or something?

Cic: a previous dwellar had Carbon monoxide poisoning. Unfortunately, and really best not to dwell on the details, she ended up getting banned.

Oh...alrighty. My best guess was, that a dead Margaret Thatcher was here but you see how I might question that......
:)

depends what he posts. Same as you. Post crap, get called out. It's no witch hunt. The witch thing is just coincidence :p :D

*where's the witch smiley, UT? I thought we had one....*

jury duty manana

STUUUPID customers cosing them self WAAAY more trouble than need be !!

Try-hard wannabes.

Me and D were supposed to be doing our valentines thang today ( a day late) on account of his car had broken down and wouldn't get fixed til friday, both of us had meetings to go to, and I was likely to be a bit wiped out from first very full day after being ill for a week.

So then he phones me yesterday evening: his car's fixed, do I want to hook up for a bite to eat at his flat after our meetings had finished.

So...we did, and it was really nice, but I hadn't got him anything valentiney (planned for today) and he had got me card, flowers and gift. Very sweet. Made me feel a little guilty though, which is mildly irritating me ;P

My guess is that the unscheduled time you spent with him was far more meaningful to him than any card or gift you could think of.

Getting all my documentation together to give to the Accountant for taxes and the anticipation of what I still owe.

Working....its hot and its Saturday afternoon

My employer changed health insurance companies effective January 1 of this year. (This in and of itself might be seen as at least "mildly" irritating, but anyway.)

Today I logged in to the insurance company's web site for the first time. I was required to select three security questions--two off a standard list, and one that I completely made up.

One of the ones I chose was the name of my first school. My initial answer was rejected due to the use of a non-alphanumeric character, namely a period in the abbreviation "St." Well, that shouldn't be much of a problem... how many schools can there be named after St. Somebody Or Other?

My made-up question involved a particular characteristic of one of my pet cockatiels. Or should I say, cockatiels. It was rejected on grounds that the question contained profanity.

lol ludicrous.

SD, good thing you don't have a shitzu!

Yeah. At least I don't live in Scunthorpe.

Coulda been a titmouse.

374 closings reported in the local TV station's viewing area. But not us. grumble grumble.

uh where are you on that thing?
In the blue I assume

see the third N in cincinnati? go the the next north county---that;s where I am! Hi, me!

Hi!

You know Bri, Chicago is a perfect 1/2 way point to meet for the two of us...and has 2 conveniently located major airports for anyone else who'd like to join in any festivities we might conjure up.

I'm just sayin'...

4 hours drive for me....

The bed rails that I didn't cut too short are too long.

Happily, too long is a much easier problem to deal with. But it is irritating, as I thought the bed was finished.

My boys missed the bus at school so I had to drive over and fetch them. They weren't messing about, though, so I didn't read them the riot act. They went back in for a pair of gloves they forgot and it left without them. But it wasted an hour or my time and some gas.

My mom is driving me nuts. She calls every morning (time varies between 7.00 and 10.00), lets the phone ring three times and JUST as I'm answering, she hangs up. ARGH! Then, I call her back and ask her why the hell she hung up on me and she always answers, "I thought you were sleeping," Okay. THEN WHY THE HELL DID YOU CALL AT 7.00? She's a monster, really.

this fucking gnat that has been buzzing around me for a damn week, and keeps trying to fly up my nose. How long do these fuckers live anyway?

LOL Bri sorry

Are you sure it's the same gnat? They are masters of disguise. Hint, check his shoes they are notorious for forgetting that part. :p

moot point now- i was talking on the phone and swallowed him

I think a chicken nugget just tried to come out of my nose. You need a tag: SCNF (swallow chicken nugget first.) :lol:

Evvverrrrrybody sing: I don't know why, I swallowed a fly...

I guess I assumed that it was the same one since it has been a single gnat all week and not a swarm of them

ouch sry lol

Sneaky bastards. They tag team, you know.

gnats are cautious. they were sending one scout at a time to see your reaction. now they know you swallow their kind. be alert, very very alert.

That's hot. /paris hilton/

It's true. Where do you think the phrase "wise as a gnat" came from?

absolutely. I love that one, especially how it is usually combined with "and as swift as a gnu".

it just flows from the tongue, doesn't it?

Gno.

:lol2: I slay me.

Okay it must have been one cause I seem to be gnatless now, and I'm sure its my imagination that the one I swallowed is stuck in my throat

They crawl back out at night while you're sleeping.

at gnight, he means.

OK I'll quit now. :)

You'll quit gnow?

thanks hlj now I have something to look forward to

oops I mean gnow I have something to look forward to

Mildly irritating? Maybe more fed up I'd call it.

People who call themselves my husbands friends then go ahead and put our town down and my friends down. Were bloody obnoxious guests at a fortieth birthday party I gave my husband. In fact thier presence here was a total disgusting turnout and it was commented on by other guests. A year later they are still making jokes about it.

Apparently my cow orker thinks she's Pinky Tuscadero, with that whole finger-snappin'-clappin' thing Pinky used to do on Happy Days. ;)

That stupid fake laugh that women use when they're interacting with a woman that they don't really like but don't want her to know that they don't really like her.

What's mildly irritating you today?
 

I can't call my kids "Dingleschmutz" anymore and now have to say "Dinglepoop" instead.

Eh, I only have 63 posts, I'm not a very big deal, I bet you could get away with it.

It's okay, I still have Ridiculonkey.

My stepdad was a big fan of "dingleberry."