What is your biggest weakness?
 

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(This is always listed as a common interview question and I can't decide how to answer it because it is stupid.)

Laziness when the task at hand doesn't interest me. You probably shouldn't use that one in an interview.

For an interview? I get too involved with my work and strangle my private life.

In reality? Procrastination, usually disguised as trying to think of a better, faster, easier way to do something.

intolerance of laziness and stupidity. Also don't use this in an interview.

I have a terrible temper. Sometimes the littlest thing sends me into, or sets me for going into a rage.

I've scared myself a couple times. Sometimes the rage comes with chest pain. Most times not.

Never use that in an interview.

the bottom of my right ball is very sensitive. if you ever fight me, hit me there and you will win.

i will use that one if i'm asked in an interview

I refuse to delegate because everyone else is stupid and won't do as good of a job as I will.

I hate to lead.

I don't seem to be able to stop aging. Someday, it'll probably kill me.

In an Interview - My ability to sell myself, convince people I really do know what I'm doing without actually showing them.

Don't feel bad. Nobody gets out alive.

I'm often lazy. I think this is a weakness

:welcome: to The Cellar, Harold!

:welcome: to you, too, Freaky!

I don't participate in social media and don't understand the obsession so many have with it. I find the entire thing utterly inane and beyond pointless.

Personally, I consider this a strength, but many employers do not. Fuck them, I say!